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  1. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but your newly found happyness only lasts for about 15 seconds.

    I wish I had venom glands!
    01-05-09 01:50 AM
  2. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted, but now you have no friends because everyone is scared of you. I wish I could find the missing piece to my teleporting machine.

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    01-05-09 01:58 AM
  3. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But you can't find the blue prints so are not sure exactly where it goes and how to install it.

    I wish I could stay on vacation a few more weeks...

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    01-05-09 06:34 AM
  4. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but while enjoying your last couple weeks, your taken hostage by a tribe of cannibal pygmies that slow roast you over a fire and eat you.

    I wish I could fart out $100 bills!
    01-05-09 10:02 AM
  5. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted but no one accepts them... You know why. I wish I got my superhero recognition after saving cereal from the evil cannibal pigmies.

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    01-05-09 10:10 AM
  6. la_mala's Avatar
    Granted but no on would accept them cuz they smell like doodie.

    I wish I didn't have to work.
    01-05-09 10:11 AM
  7. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but then your life becomes boring and meaningless and you wish you could go back to work again.

    I wish I had the ability to be nice to stupid people.
    Last edited by 1 2 MaNy; 01-05-09 at 10:43 AM.
    01-05-09 10:41 AM
  8. la_mala's Avatar
    Granted, but then they'd worship u as their messiah & would follow u EVERYWHERE.

    I wish I had some baileys & jameson to spike my coffee with....
    01-05-09 11:00 AM
  9. DrBaum1's Avatar
    Granted, but only a wee dram, leaving you wishing for more.

    I wish I wasn't hip deep in snow here.
    01-05-09 12:54 PM
  10. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, now your neck deep.

    I wish women came with warning labels.
    01-05-09 03:43 PM
  11. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But the labels read... Do not p1ss off under penalty of law!

    I wish hippopotamuses was easier to spell

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    01-05-09 06:10 PM
  12. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but you can't spell lion

    I wish I could have more wishes

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    01-05-09 06:21 PM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But you waste them all on blue sno-cones.... Then get really nauseas and have no wishes left to prevent you from "enjoying the cones again!"

    I wish they made high heeled heelies! So I could skate around work.

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    01-05-09 06:24 PM
  14. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but they malfunction when you are on the steps and well it just doesn't end well at all

    I wish I could be a voice over in a kids cartoon

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    01-05-09 06:30 PM
  15. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted but you don't know how to stop in them resulting in falling every 2 seconds. Ouch! I wish my last wish (my superhero recognition after the evil pigmies).

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    01-05-09 06:30 PM
  16. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted! You are now known as "Captain Ordinary"!

    I wish AXE spray had the same effect in real life that it does in the commercials.
    01-05-09 06:40 PM
  17. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it only attracts people that you aren't attracted to

    I wish I could be a voice in a kid's cartoon or movie

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    01-05-09 06:48 PM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... You are the voice of a mime... In the new marcel marseau cartoon!

    I wish I had rhinestone studed eyelashes.

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    01-05-09 06:57 PM
  19. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted but now you can't see and still, you fall down every 2 seconds. I wish my BB could make coffee.

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    01-05-09 07:32 PM
  20. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but you spill the coffee on accident and fry your berry

    I wish I knew the results of my eye tests that are tomorrow

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    01-05-09 07:50 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But because of your dyslexia... You screw up reading the lines and are fit w/ mr magoo glasses.

    I wish I could watch all 6 episodes of star wars..

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    01-05-09 07:54 PM
  22. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but the only reason why you are able to is because you broke your bottom with your high heeled heelys

    I wish all I needed was glasses to fix my eyes

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    01-05-09 07:57 PM
  23. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But then your nose breaks and you are forced to wear a monocal and everyone calls you "mr peanut" (good luck!! Seriously!!....)

    I wish I had a big jar of peanuts!

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    01-05-09 08:00 PM
  24. shwy's Avatar
    Granted, bugs have eaten them.
    I wish my iPhone case were here already.

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    01-05-09 08:13 PM
  25. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but your iphone breaks as soon as it arrives

    I wish that jim from the show the office was my friend

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    01-05-09 08:55 PM
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