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  1. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but the fda decides that the yearly recommended dose is 1 slice a year.

    I wish I could win the no-talent hack karaoke contest.

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    01-01-09 11:25 PM
  2. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but they won't let me cheer you on.

    I wish cereal lived closer to Kansas.

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    01-01-09 11:28 PM
  3. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But it would be one dang commute each day back and forth to work!!

    I wish I could find something more funner to do than play another round of gin rummy... (Aaagggghhhh.... Is it sunday yet?)

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    01-02-09 07:47 AM
  4. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you are now the GO FISH Queen!

    I wish I had a slice of that pepperoni and bacon pizza, that comes in a HUGE and I mean HUGE monster Truck sized slice. (one a year ya know)
    01-02-09 09:00 PM
  5. cerealberry's Avatar
    Lol,,,, but the huge monster truck that delivered the slice was hauling cow manure and they didn't bother rinsing out the truck bed, nor could they find a pizza box big enough for your fda recommended serving size.... So how does pepperoni/bacon/cow patty pizza sound?

    I wish there were blue foods...

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    01-03-09 10:47 AM
  6. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Gives you some blue food that only turns blue when your not looking at it.


    I wish I had an alien photon death ray!
    01-03-09 11:34 AM
  7. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted but you can only have it for a second befor I take it, because I want one too. I wish I could have the blob guy from "Monsters versus Aliens" as a pet.

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    01-03-09 11:51 AM
  8. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but his gelatinous skin is gonna be poisonous so you can't squish him between your fingers, or even touch him for that matter.

    I wish I had a "nice bone". Someone told me that I don't have a nice bone in my body, so I should probably get one of those.
    01-03-09 02:39 PM
  9. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But sharley's new pet blob has a hankerin' for a new bone and steals yours!!

    I wish I could ride a horse w/ no name...

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    01-03-09 04:05 PM
  10. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but mike gets pissed your riding Clint Eastwood

    I wish I had better seats at the basketball game.

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    01-03-09 04:32 PM
  11. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But the players and refs keep tripping over your feet as you sit in the middle of the court


    I wish I was at the basketball game w/ vindeelou!

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    01-03-09 04:44 PM
  12. wallyjayrosenberger's Avatar
    Granted but the guy behind you pukes on your shoulder.

    I wish for the colts to win.

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    01-03-09 05:18 PM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... The 2009 major league baseball champions will be the indianpolis colts!

    I wish I could have some fresh watermelon

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    01-03-09 05:20 PM
  14. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but its smothered in mayonnaise.

    I wish they would make Office Space 2
    01-03-09 07:35 PM
  15. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it is the complete opposite of the first and is a horrible movie

    I wish they could figure out my shunt so my head doesn't hurt

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    01-03-09 09:08 PM
  16. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted..... But you drain out too much fluid until you have sucked your brain dry!

    I wish I was a pixie fairy

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    01-04-09 01:23 AM
  17. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted, but you are constantly harassed by elves. I wish I could shock people when they upset me.

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    01-04-09 02:33 AM
  18. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but everytime you shock someone it takes 5 years off your life.

    I wish this bar hag would stop hitting on me!!!
    01-04-09 04:14 AM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But as you wake up from your drunk stupor this morning...and roll over..... You realize that really hot chick you picked up last night...... Is the bar hag and now she wants to how you would like your eggs this morning...

    I wish I had a mustang

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    01-04-09 08:23 AM
  20. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but its a 3 legged horse.

    I wish aspirin didn't taste like aspirin.
    01-04-09 04:35 PM
  21. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, now it tastes like A$$pirin

    I wish I had a bottle of happy pills.

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    01-04-09 06:15 PM
  22. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But the pharmacist but them in those "childproof" bottles...... And even after throwing them the bottle against the wall, trying to pry off the cap w/ a saw and screw driver and attempting to melt a hole through the bottom of the bottle w/ a blow torch... You can't seem to get it open.

    I wish I didn't need so much beauty sleep.

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    01-04-09 07:48 PM
  23. vndlewis's Avatar
    I am leaving this one alone.

    I wish I could go to the chiropracter tomorrow.

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    01-04-09 10:17 PM
  24. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Granted, but when you get there the office is closed.

    I wish I had a pet lemur.
    01-05-09 12:59 AM
  25. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it runs away

    I wish I could get out of this sad depressed funk

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    01-05-09 01:14 AM
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