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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you don't have a pilot, try to fly it yourself and end up like Amelia Earhart.

    I wish for a plane, the ability to fly it safely and unlimited fuel.

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    12-31-08 04:49 PM
  2. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it doesn't have an engine therefore your ability to fly it is useless

    I wish that I would stop getting into trouble with my guest :-P

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    12-31-08 04:52 PM
  3. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But your guest starts "getting into trouble" with all your friends.

    I wish I could win a cow patty tossing contest

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    12-31-08 05:08 PM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the grand prize was a ton of manure.

    I wish I could win a game of horse shoes.

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    12-31-08 05:11 PM
  5. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... You get the gold medal for putting stilettos on your philly!

    I wish I had a pic of sandman and his stilletto wearing mare!

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    12-31-08 05:14 PM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the horse falls down, breaks a leg and has to be put down before an opportunity for a photo.

    I wish they still made lawn darts.

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    12-31-08 05:19 PM
  7. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted but the horse falls down, breaks a leg and has to be put down before an opportunity for a photo.

    I wish they still made lawn darts.

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    granted but as you were installing yours, your neighboors hit you in the *** and caused you to have incurable hemmorhoids.


    I wish I knew what lawn darts were.
    12-31-08 05:27 PM
  8. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but then you would have to allow us to hit you in the *** and cause you incurable hemmorhoids

    I wish you could play water polo on sea horses!

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    12-31-08 05:29 PM
  9. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but Aquaman calls all the seas horses to battle his arch enemies and you are forced to paddle around in the middle of the ocean without a seahorse.

    I wish I was done with work for the week so I could start my vacation NOW!!!!!!
    12-31-08 09:13 PM
  10. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but your vacation time gets cancelled so you have to work like normal

    I wish I had a well behaved pet monkey that never misbehaved

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    12-31-08 10:57 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it dies in a freak accident involving a meteor.

    I wish I could afford meteor insurance.

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    12-31-08 11:44 PM
  12. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted..... But like hurricane insurance in the middle of michigan... Its a pretty big waste of money as during the 52 years you pay your annual premium of $6159 @ year... You have yet to encounter a meteor

    I wish 2010 would get here already!!!

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    01-01-09 12:37 AM
  13. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you miss all the good things in 2009.

    I wish I don't wake up with a hangover tommorow.

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    01-01-09 12:54 AM
  14. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you wake up the day after tomorrow with the nastiest hangover ever.

    I wish everyone could be like me and not get hangovers.

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    01-01-09 07:17 AM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But that's because everyone instantaneously stopped drinking which shut down the entire liquor industry including grain farmers, bottlers, truckers, and 7-11 convenient store employees.

    I wish I would wear my 2009 tiara everywhere

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    01-01-09 10:05 AM
  16. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it falls off your head and then gets run over by a truck and is completely ruined.

    I wish I could go back in time and destroy the receipt that caused the fight this morning.
    01-01-09 03:18 PM
  17. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but let's face it... Your guest would find something else to fight about!!!!! How is the "visit" going?

    I wish there was something more fun to do in iowa than watch snow melt

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    01-01-09 04:05 PM
  18. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but the snow doesn't melt and sticks around for years.

    I wish the fight was with my guest because that would mean that he was still here and not back home. :-(
    01-01-09 04:12 PM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But you two wind up getting in a terrible fight and your guest winds up leaving, anyway.

    I wish my dog would play nicely w/ others.

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    01-01-09 05:19 PM
  20. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted and you are now the proud mommy of several litters of puppies from "playing nice with others."

    I wish for several wishes to deal with things I wanna fix/destroy.
    01-01-09 05:31 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But in an effort to fix/destroy things.... You wind up fixing yourself... Turning you into a eunich... Thereby destroying your lovelife.


    I wish I had a piece of devils food cake!

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    01-01-09 07:01 PM
  22. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted but there is a special angel hair pasta filling. I wish my laptop could detect wifi at work.

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    01-01-09 09:50 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it picks up your boss' wireless connection, and while you're downloading questionable material involving sheep and kilts, you get caught and fired for allegedly "trying to frame the boss".

    I wish the flu didn't exist.

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    01-01-09 10:02 PM
  24. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but polio is now rampant again.

    I wish my father didn't have to have the TV so LOUD.
    01-01-09 10:05 PM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but a huge crowd gathers for a karaoke competition right outside your window, and they're the worst no-talent hacks to ever disgrace themselves at a microphone.

    I wish pepperoni and bacon pizza was considered its own food group.

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    01-01-09 10:18 PM
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