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  1. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but the broad doesn't like you and sends you home early.

    I wish I could win $25,000,000.

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    12-29-08 08:33 AM
  2. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but you have to donate it all to charity.

    I wish it wasn't so frakkin busy here. My brain aches already.
    12-29-08 08:57 AM
  3. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But now you have nothing to do but watch the second hand tick away alll day long... You even stop and check to make sure the clock is still working, cause time is moving soooo slow

    I wish I could read my dog's mind

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    12-29-08 10:39 AM
  4. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you can no longer understand English.

    I wish I could be a career student.
    12-29-08 11:49 AM
  5. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But you choose "coloring-in-the-lines" as a major.

    I wish it was socially acceptable to color in coloring books in public

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    12-29-08 05:49 PM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you have to use special adult themed coloring books and get arrested for displaying such materials in public. You eventually get cleared of the charges but not before running up $1 billion in lawyers fees and spending 20 years trying to clear your name.

    I wish I wouldve chosen to pursue a law degree, apparently it can be lucrative.

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    12-29-08 06:52 PM
  7. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But the good natured soul that you are... You determine to dedicate your life to representing homeless men for indecent exposure and urinating in public.....

    I wish I was a good natured soul

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    12-29-08 07:38 PM
  8. JORB's Avatar
    Granted...But you die after 5 days of having a good soul.

    I wish my new silver housing was in my mailbox for my 8320.
    12-29-08 07:55 PM
  9. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it was broken in the mail

    I wish the next couple days wouldn't fly by.
    12-29-08 08:55 PM
  10. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but it stays 29Dec for a month - no pay during that time.

    I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant

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    12-29-08 09:21 PM
  11. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But now you are whey intolerant... Still making all dairy products a big tummy ache!

    I wish I could invent a new ice cream flavor... Jalapeno/mole

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    12-29-08 09:34 PM
  12. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it gets marketed and many many people have adverse effects and sue you for millions of dollars.

    I wish I had wings and I could fly.
    12-29-08 09:48 PM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But as you are flying around.. You crash right into bette midler who sues you and the judge declares you must forever be the wind beneath her wings.

    I wish I had a good cryfest movie to watch

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    12-29-08 09:57 PM
  14. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but all you can do is laugh and that ruins the mood of the movie

    I wish I was multi lingual
    12-29-08 10:01 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. You are completely fluent in sanskrit and ancient inca language... Unfortunatly. There is no one else who speaks either.. Rendering your talents useless.

    I wish I could unveil a new dinasour bone in my back yard...

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    12-29-08 10:04 PM
  16. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but nobody believes you got it from your back yard and you get arrested for stealing an artifact.

    I wish my brother would listen to me and behave.
    12-29-08 10:07 PM
  17. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but you forget the English language and only remember swahelee

    I wish I could shop ALL week guilt free

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    12-29-08 10:07 PM
  18. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but when you get the bill don't know how you are going to pay it and have to sell your house and everything in it.

    I wish MN wasn't so boring!
    12-30-08 12:05 AM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. Al franken declares it "the most wonderful place on earth....... To find every frickin' flying insect possible!" Oh wait it already is......

    I wish I could watch tv in smell-a-vision.

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    Last edited by cerealberry; 12-31-08 at 10:20 AM.
    12-30-08 08:35 AM
  20. cerealberry's Avatar
    Hello? Anyone home? Oh Mister Genie?!? Come out come out where ever you are?

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    12-31-08 10:21 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the only show that ever comes in on your smell-o-vision TV is "Dirty Jobs".

    I wish I had HD satellite tv.

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    12-31-08 02:18 PM
  22. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but on February 17 only antennae televisions will work.

    I wish I had plans for tonight.
    12-31-08 02:26 PM
  23. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but they are to shovel manure

    I wish my head didn't hurt when I sat up

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    12-31-08 02:36 PM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Franted but instead it hurts when lying down and you have to sleep standing up.

    I wish I owned a bridge so I could put a big animatronic troll under it to scare people.

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    12-31-08 04:43 PM
  25. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it attacks you

    I wish I had an airplane and I could travel anywhere anytime

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    12-31-08 04:47 PM
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