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  1. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you're pet bigfoot gets jealous and kills you both.

    I wish my BB gets well. :-(
    12-26-08 10:48 PM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But as it recovers it racks up thousands in bb hospital bills.... Having needed various iv's, surgeries and insisting on a private room.

    I wish you could pay for gas with pounds of dirt

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    12-26-08 10:57 PM
  3. bx2md's Avatar
    granted but then the gas turned into dirt

    i wish i had an unlimited berry and didn't have to pay for any phone bill
    12-26-08 11:29 PM
  4. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, ** ** **. It's censored, so picture something Santa might say.

    Same wish
    12-27-08 12:48 AM
  5. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted..... But they find out that berrys cause cancer of the thumb... And everyone you know stops using theirs, but not stubborn you... Heck you have unlimited berry access!!!!!! Until your thumbs fall off!

    I wish I had a maid.

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    12-27-08 07:43 AM
  6. Carolina Black's Avatar
    Granted...but your maid steals your BB and sends MMS pics of all your stuff and you come home and your house looks like an empty wharehouse.

    I wish I was your maids friend....
    12-27-08 09:55 PM
  7. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted...but your maid steals your BB and sends MMS pics of all your stuff and you come home and your house looks like an empty wharehouse.

    I wish I was your maids friend....
    Granted and the maid blamed the theft on you, you are now in jail.


    I sure wish my stomach did not hurt~
    12-27-08 11:13 PM
  8. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted..... because that 4 ton elephant who stepped on your toe has made you completely forget about a lil ole tummy ache!

    I wish I could go on an african safari

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    12-27-08 11:16 PM
  9. bx2md's Avatar
    Granted..... because that 4 ton elephant who stepped on your toe has made you completely forget about a lil ole tummy ache!

    I wish I could go on an african safari

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    granted but you get eaten by a lion

    i wish work would get easier (less work load)
    12-27-08 11:46 PM
  10. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, you lose your job.

    I wish I could go to sleep now that I have all 4 nieces down.

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    12-27-08 11:51 PM
  11. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But the minute you do...... One of em' will wake up needing water, than another will want her mommy. The other is going to have had a bad nightmare and the last will have wet the bed!!!! Let's face it, you are up for long night.... And you love every minute!!

    I wish I could have a pajama-rama w/ my nieces

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    12-27-08 11:55 PM
  12. BuddyL's Avatar
    Since the Genie doesn't know the ages of your nieces, the wish is granted so as to avoid trouble. :-)

    I wish that everybodies christmas wishes came true.

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    12-28-08 03:02 PM
  13. Carolina Black's Avatar
    Granted...but everyones Christmas wish was to have everything that you posess

    I wish that my significant other would learn to keep her mouth closed during football and basketball games
    12-28-08 06:07 PM
  14. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted...but everyones Christmas wish was to have everything that you posess

    I wish that my significant other would learn to keep her mouth closed during football and basketball games
    granted but your favorite teams lose becuase it~~

    I wish i could freeze time and not go back to work~!
    12-28-08 06:42 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But time completely freezes and you aere forever stuck at 6;42pm 12/28/08... Ever typing on the genie forum

    I wish I had a time machine

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    12-28-08 07:46 PM
  16. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but it takes you back in time and they think you are Joan of Arc and burn you at the stake.

    I wish I hadn't fell today at the Oklahoma State Cowgirls basketball game.
    12-28-08 07:51 PM
  17. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but you instead sit on a cake and have frosting on your bum for the rest of the day.

    I wish I knew what my friend's plans were

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    12-28-08 08:18 PM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but they include brad pitt. Antonio banderez and not you.

    I wish my plans included brad pitt anf antonio banderez

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    12-28-08 08:38 PM
  19. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but you get sick and I have to go instead of you.

    I wish I could go to sydney for new years with brad pitt and antonio banderez

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    12-28-08 08:48 PM
  20. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But sydney is very hot and brad and antonio immeditely forget about you and start hitting on her. Leaving you alone with nothing but a toot-toot horn and a half bent paper crown

    I wish I could have a pet vietnamese turkey

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    12-28-08 08:52 PM
  21. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it bites you

    I wish I didn't have to work

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    12-28-08 08:58 PM
  22. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you have to beg for food and live in a piano crate under a bridge with 140 other "less fortunate" unemployed persons.

    I wish I could meet random people.

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    12-28-08 11:45 PM
  23. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But after a few minutes of conversation, you find that they aren't so random... Rather they all are only 6 degrees away from kevin beacon.

    I wish I was only 1 degree away from kevin beacon

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    12-29-08 07:19 AM
  24. LMV0914's Avatar
    Granted... but you realize that he smells worse than the lady with the very strong onion BO running next do you at the gym.. so youd rather be 2 degrees away.

    I wish my house was clean... or better yet the people in it.
    12-29-08 07:36 AM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted ... But after a thorough sanitizing, they determine that you are too germy and smelly to enter.

    I wish I could vacation abroad

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    12-29-08 07:50 AM
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