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  1. Carolina Black's Avatar
    Granted...but my Christmas is so merry and my new year so happy that I sell the presents I was able to come up with for you so I could continue to be merry and happy...

    I wish I could just party the rest of my life
    12-21-08 10:19 PM
  2. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted...but my Christmas is so merry and my new year so happy that I sell the presents I was able to come up with for you so I could continue to be merry and happy...

    I wish I could just party the rest of my life
    Granted, you will party for the rest of your life at Chuck E Cheese's.

    I wish it was not so dang cold!
    12-21-08 10:32 PM
  3. Carolina Black's Avatar
    Granted, you will party for the rest of your life at Chuck E Cheese's.

    I wish it was not so dang cold!
    Granted...it will never drop below 110F neither day or night and congress has just passed a ban on Air conditioners

    I wish it would snow for Christmas
    12-22-08 06:26 AM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... A beautifulb snow falls gently on christmas eve covering everything in a blanket of powdery white.. Unfortunately the snow continues and continues and falls non-stop well into the spring... Leaving 6 1/2 feet of snow for easter.

    I wish I had a giant plastic habittrail ball to roll around in.

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    12-22-08 06:38 AM
  5. Carolina Black's Avatar
    Granted... A beautifulb snow falls gently on christmas eve covering everything in a blanket of powdery white.. Unfortunately the snow continues and continues and falls non-stop well into the spring... Leaving 6 1/2 feet of snow for easter.

    I wish I had a giant plastic habittrail ball to roll around in.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Granted...but you get motion sickness while inside and throw up all over yourself and roll around in it

    I wish I was on a cruise ship right now with all my friends
    12-22-08 06:44 AM
  6. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But it gets highjacked by pirates, who pilage the womenfolk, then a terrible case of legionaires disease breaks out and finally.. Well you've seen titanic and yes. True to form not enough life boats for you all. Too bad leo dicaprio was kidnapped by the pirates so you must hang on the door alone.

    I wish I had a better imagination

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    12-22-08 06:52 AM
  7. Carolina Black's Avatar
    Granted.. But it gets highjacked by pirates, who pilage the womenfolk, then a terrible case of legionaires disease breaks out and finally.. Well you've seen titanic and yes. True to form not enough life boats for you all. Too bad leo dicaprio was kidnapped by the pirates so you must hang on the door alone.

    I wish I had a better imagination

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    Granted, but dimented thoughts more sinister that the one you just posted cause congress to pass a bill and you get the death penalty

    I wish I had no imagination when that bill gets passed

    (that was great cerealberry, a little scary for this early in the morning, but great)
    12-22-08 06:58 AM
  8. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but as part of the pork that congress threw on to pass the bill, were 2 bridges to nowhere vermont, lower taxes for those owning 3 gucci purses or more and life imprisonment for anyone whose last name is the color of death!

    I wish I could spend one night in cinderella's magic castle.

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    12-22-08 05:30 PM
  9. anon(93473)'s Avatar
    Granted, but you spend it stuck in the chimney until Santa pushes you out.

    I wish I never ran out of crayons...
    12-23-08 07:54 AM
  10. jrogers8's Avatar
    Granted, but you spend it stuck in the chimney until Santa pushes you out.

    I wish I never ran out of crayons...
    Granted, but everytime you touch a crayon, a puppy will die.

    I wish I could go to the beach.
    12-23-08 07:58 AM
  11. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But when you get there it is filled w/ 60 year old eastern european women in topless thong bikinis, unfortunately these women have never touched a razor, proabably because they were too busy eating sausage and dumplings and saurkraut, as you can tell not only by their size but the delightful aroma emittiing from them

    I wish it was thursday

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    12-23-08 08:11 AM
  12. Carolina Black's Avatar
    Granted...only to find out that the wednesday before that thursday you were sentenced to life in prison with no parole

    I wish I were 21 again
    12-23-08 11:12 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but 21 year-olds don't get to do anything fun and people are still considered minors until 25.

    I wish I had my Christmas shopping done.

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    12-23-08 02:25 PM
  14. rb26naya's Avatar
    Granted, but you get charged double for everything you buy, and it doesn't get shipped on time.

    i wish i had bad breath.
    12-23-08 02:28 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but its so bad and untreatable you get kidnapped by the government and kept in a small chamber in a bio-weapons lab to figure out how to turn it into a new weapon.
    I wish I could grow tropical plants outside in winter in Michigan.

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    12-23-08 02:55 PM
  16. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But the DEA becomes suspicious of your "tropical" plant collection and after a thorough investigation finds that 9 different varieties contain natural hallucinagetics and you find your new hobby has cost you 30 to life!

    I wish I could grow a hot wing tree in my back yard.

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    12-23-08 05:08 PM
  17. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but it grows atomic and the only person who can stand the heat is me

    I wish I knew what to do for the next week and a half that I'm off
    12-23-08 05:17 PM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... You decide to come to chicago and work on my "honey-do" list!!!

    I wish someone would finally take me up on my offer?!?!

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    12-23-08 05:19 PM
  19. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but it's me

    I wish I was a CrackBerry Genius of Geniuses
    12-23-08 05:30 PM
  20. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted but after becoming a super Crackberry Genius of Geniuses, you no longer can eat atomic wings and I get the harvest and deem it not as atomic but mild. If you ain't crying it ain't hot.

    I wish for a really atomic hot wing.
    12-23-08 05:40 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But because of the protective outfit you must wear, including gloves, boots, suit, and mask....... You find it near impossible to grasp the atomic wing with the metal claws and the safty screen between you and the wing, makes it impossible to taste that piping hot. Steamy, orangy-red, tangy flipper of goodness!

    I wish. I could write for hallmark

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    12-23-08 05:50 PM
  22. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but due to bad investments they go out of business, but your boss explained to you it was because of your new line of cards and you get horribly depressed for having killed the company.

    I wish I could create a dinosaur.

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    12-23-08 09:20 PM
  23. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but...oh heck. Just rent Jurassic Park to see how this turns out.

    I wish all my Christmases be white

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    12-23-08 11:17 PM
  24. bx2md's Avatar
    granted... but damn now theres 12ft of snow .....


    i wish i had a month off of work wit pay
    12-24-08 01:01 AM
  25. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, in fact you boss decides to give you his pick of the month you are off and gives you all 12 months off.

    I wish I could get that tangy flipper of goodness! (Drool)

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    12-24-08 03:16 AM
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