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  1. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you drive in the race of the century and cause the first ever pile up at the starting line of every car in the race.

    I wish for more pizza!

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    12-20-08 10:30 PM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... 1 anchovie, green pepper and blue berry pizza for blkbear, please!

    I wish I could invent a new fun thread game for cb

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    12-20-08 10:33 PM
  3. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted but it is covered in anchovies.

    I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

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    12-20-08 10:34 PM
  4. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    granted but you have a backache instead.

    I wish I could shower everyone with my awesomeness at all times.

    (yeah, I'm baaaaa-aaaaackkkk!!!!!)
    12-21-08 12:10 AM
  5. anon(93473)'s Avatar
    Granted, but it is limited to only the awesomeness in your right pinky finger!

    I wish I had a Yuengling.
    12-21-08 12:18 AM
  6. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    granted: but whatever it is, it's broken.

    I wish i knew what a Yuengling was.
    12-21-08 12:20 AM
  7. anon(93473)'s Avatar
    Granted, it's a beer from Pottsville, PA BUT it's probably too close to closing time to grab one

    I wish I knew what to wish for...
    12-21-08 12:25 AM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but now you're out of wishes and suddenly forget how to communicate so nobody else can be asked to wish it for you.

    I wish I had more time.

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    12-21-08 12:30 AM
  9. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    granted, but you have less love.

    I wish I wasn't up so late!
    12-21-08 01:30 AM
  10. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted, you are up pretty early. I wish my film tree (made out of 35mm film) didn't fall apart.

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    12-21-08 03:15 AM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but its old nitrocellulose film and randomly explodes instead.

    I wish I had a mousetrap so I could "catch" a computer mouse in it to confuse people.

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    12-21-08 07:30 AM
  12. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But it has so many dang parts and you have to wait till the marble rolls down the track and lights the candle which burns the rope which tips over the chair.... Well it is so amusing that no one cares what you catch, they just like to watch it work.

    I wish I had a wreath afranklin to hang on ly front door.

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    12-21-08 07:37 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it sings all night, and your neighbors show up with torches and pitchforks to drag you off as if you just created the frankenstein monster.

    I wish I created the frankenstein monster but named it Bob instead, and have it go on to become ruler of the world.

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    12-21-08 07:52 AM
  14. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But as ruler of the world he insists on being the only member to fertilize the womenfolk, so all future generations are 8ft tall, squareheaded, green freaks w/ limited vocabulary.

    I wish dogs spoke english

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    12-21-08 07:54 AM
  15. mathwiz1991's Avatar
    Granted but it is broken English with a horrible accent and you still can't understand.

    I wish my friends would play with me.
    12-21-08 02:24 PM
  16. JORB's Avatar
    granted but you brake your arm while tripping during dodgeball.

    i wish I didn't have work in 2 hours.
    12-21-08 03:12 PM
  17. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... You have to work in 35 minutes.

    I wish it was socially acceptable to wear pajamas to work

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    12-21-08 03:22 PM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but perverts everywhere drop what they're doing to mentally undress you the rest of the way.

    I wish I had a better imagination.

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    12-21-08 05:32 PM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But then you become apervert who drops everything you are doing to mentally undress women.

    I wish I could tar and feather someone

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    12-21-08 07:28 PM
  20. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but that person is yourself.

    I wish I had a tar proof umbrella just incase.

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    12-21-08 07:41 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but just prior to coming to watch me humiliate myself, you fall into a vat of honey... Ergo the loose feathers from my experiment stick nicely

    I wish I could work the word humdinger, into all my conversations

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    12-21-08 07:50 PM
  22. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you can never stop and it alienates everyone around you after they ask you to stop 5000 times.

    I wish I had visitors.

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    12-21-08 07:55 PM
  23. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But the staff realize that your visitors are as insane as you and refuse to allow them to leave either.... Unfortunately they give each of your visitors their own padded cell.. So once again, you are alone w/ no one to talk to but your pet cockroach, Mr. Twinkles.

    I wish I had a pet cockroach.

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    12-21-08 08:01 PM
  24. Carolina Black's Avatar
    Granted.. But the staff realize that your visitors are as insane as you and refuse to allow them to leave either.... Unfortunately they give each of your visitors their own padded cell.. So once again, you are alone w/ no one to talk to but your pet cockroach, Mr. Twinkles.

    I wish I had a pet cockroach.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    Granted, but then your pet cockroach moves 33,000 of his friends in with you and him while you are gone one day

    I wish I didn't have to work anymore...
    12-21-08 09:47 PM
  25. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you have no money to buy me any presents.

    I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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    12-21-08 09:54 PM
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