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  1. BuddyL's Avatar
    Btw, 1000 wishes later and no one gotten what they truly wanted. A new BlackBerry! :-)

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    12-20-08 01:25 AM
  2. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you enjoy it so much you get arrested, for enjoying your gift in a public place. The look on the faces of the people that witnessed you enjoying your gift, are plastered on Time Magazine, and voted the most Haunted Looks of the century. The Prez goes on TV to declare you the Pervert of the century.

    I wish I knew why Buddy was so perverted!
    12-20-08 01:26 AM
  3. BuddyL's Avatar
    Same wish.

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    12-20-08 01:36 AM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But now that you know.. You can never look at your mother and your pet goldfish in the same way.....

    I wish it was socially exceptable to give rolls of toilet paper as christmas gifts...

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    12-20-08 06:39 AM
  5. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    granted, but in return you receive used toilet tissue back!

    I wish as wish was a thousand words of all things to go good for only me!
    12-20-08 07:02 AM
  6. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But everything and everyone else aroubd you crumbles and is in missery and pain and beg for your help and assistance, so you never get a minute to enjoy your goodfortune.

    I wish I could live on an amish farm

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    12-20-08 07:31 AM
  7. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but I didn't think you liked small town living.

    I wish all my wrapping was done.

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    12-20-08 08:22 AM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you start rapping instead, and someone shoots you in the leg during a driveby.

    I wish I was a rapper.

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    12-20-08 09:45 AM
  9. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but you find spending you days at mall kiosks covered in scotch tap and papercuts really isn't your thing

    I wish target plastic bags were acceptable as gift wrap

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    12-20-08 10:31 AM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but people shoot at them, because what else would you do with targets?

    I wish I had a bunch of free target store bags to use as targets.

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    12-20-08 10:43 AM
  11. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... As part of your benefits plan for your new job as cart corraler.... You get a weekly supply.. That and free blue slushies are your only reimbursement !

    I wish my bedroom was ensconced in purple velvet

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    12-20-08 10:49 AM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar
    Grant, you hear the song Purple Velvet 24/7 at full volume with no way to turn it off, the rest of your home has paper thin walls making it impossible to get away from the song being blared at you. On top of that it's sung by Alvin and the Chipmunks.

    I wish I had my glasses. Their at work and I'm at home.
    12-20-08 11:13 AM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But genie is a clumsy genie and as he magically whizes them off your desk, out the window and over to your home, he forgets to open your front door and they slap at 816mph straight into the door, smashing them into millions of piece

    I wish I had a pair of snow shoes

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    12-20-08 11:21 AM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    Genie's are just plain EVIL!!!!!!!

    Granted, Cereal now owns a perfect pair of show shoes. That is to say she owns a pair of shoes MADE out of snow, and a perfect size 4 too!

    I wish I had a helmet that would translate my wishes into what I actually wanted, and not what I said I wanted.
    12-20-08 11:41 AM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they melt because they're made of snow, but not before you get frostbite and your feet become gangrenous.

    I wish I had thought to bring chips to work today.

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    12-20-08 12:38 PM
  16. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted but they are poker chips.

    I wish our money lasted longer than our month.

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    12-20-08 01:18 PM
  17. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but your month is over in 3 days

    I wish everybody has a good weekend
    12-20-08 01:20 PM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but the rest of the week sucks big ostrich eggs!!

    I wish santa would bring me some healies so I could skate through the aisles of the stores!

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    12-20-08 03:09 PM
  19. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, Santa also turned you into a 13 year old boy with Healies, with no mom or dad with you, you are nabbed by the store's rent a cop for stealing a woman's hand bag and ID.

    I wish the stupid cable guy had actually fixed the internet speed on our connection... mumble grumble.
    12-20-08 05:06 PM
  20. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you no longer have TV.

    I wish the hostess at chili's wasn't an ***** and would seat us.

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    12-20-08 05:10 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But it is a table for two in the men's potty room!

    I wish I could figure out what I want for dinner

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    12-20-08 05:29 PM
  22. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then you can't eat it.

    Same wish

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    12-20-08 05:42 PM
  23. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But you decide to be really adventurist and try flaming eel with strawberry sauce.

    I wish there was a sushi delivery place by me.

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    12-20-08 06:10 PM
  24. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you get sick from food poisoning.

    I wish I could say in public what I wish for.

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    12-20-08 06:15 PM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But your reputation is shot and they kick you out of the church choir and you are shunned from the entire community!

    I wish i could drive in a nascar race

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    12-20-08 09:11 PM
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