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  1. JJFrigle's Avatar
    Granted, but your out-dated OS doesn't account for Leap Year and the stock market crashes.

    I wish I had a new Rolls Royce Phantom.
    12-18-08 04:32 PM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but the phantom is an evil one and haunts you til you are driven insane and must spend your life in an assylum

    I wish I could win one of the member awards on cb...
    did everyone vote for their favorite cb members?

    forums.crackberry.com/f2/2008-year-end-crackberry-com-awards


    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-18-08 07:18 PM
  3. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but the prize will be a CB sticker.


    I wish I could find a partner for my pug * to mate *

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    12-18-08 07:36 PM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But it is a guppy and you wind up w/ a litter of puguppys... Which no one seems to want except for vietnamese restaurants

    I wish I could be a stewardess so I could were a scarf around my neck and teach the world how to use a seat belt and airsickness bag!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-18-08 08:32 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the scarf gets caught in a propeller and the rest is self explanatory.

    I wish I could buy my own nation.

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    12-18-08 09:19 PM
  6. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but as king of sandalvania, your subjects turn on you and form a coup... You are ousted and forever exiled to the united states of cereal!

    I wish they would make lo mein flavored soda

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    12-18-08 09:26 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but a 12oz can has 10000 calories and isn't very filling.

    I wish I had a patent for pizza so anyone who wanted to make one had to pay me a royalty.

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    12-18-08 09:52 PM
  8. Blkbear's Avatar
    Grant, but because of the royalty fee, pizza becomes the #1 Black Market item, making billions for those that make pizza on the black market.

    I wish I had some black market pizza
    12-18-08 11:34 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but they use cheap questionable ingredients, and you get food poisoning.

    I wish I had a disease named after me.

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    12-19-08 12:05 AM
  10. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted ..... They call it sandicitis. It cause itchy burning sensations whenever sarcasm is encountered......

    I wish I was in a car accident w/ an uninsured motorist and the judge declared him to be my butler

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    12-19-08 06:40 AM
  11. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but he turns out to be the butler for Bruce Wayne, and he makes you take over as Batman, you fail and are beat up by the first purse snatching victim that you attempt to help and are then forced to eat stale mushy cereal because you have no teeth.

    I wish I was far away in a nice warm place, until the snow melts in Seattle.
    12-19-08 07:48 AM
  12. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... You are exiled to small deserted island off the pacific rim... Where you must endure sunami season w/ nothing but a palm franz to give you shelter

    I wish this man on the train standing next to me would stop moving his backside into my face.

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    12-19-08 07:53 AM
  13. Blkbear's Avatar
    Oh no I didn't!

    Granted, he turns around and well....

    I wish I could keep Cereal from killing me in my next wish!
    12-19-08 08:00 AM
  14. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Instead I provide hours of torture... Waterboarding, nail pulling and my favorite.... Tiny tim and the christmas carol running non stop over and over and over again... "Merry christmas EVERYONE.. With his sad little crutch"

    I wish I was voted best inch worm collection on this year's crackberry awards

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-19-08 08:08 AM
  15. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but it's videos of what you did with those inch worms that wins you the award.

    I wish I could find out which router is keeping internet connections from working properly in the house.
    12-19-08 08:17 AM
  16. cerealberry's Avatar
    Geez.. You have one little "encounter" with a praying mantis and you get labeled for life!! Lol..
    You find out which router.. But unfortunately you don't have the 300 harem girls it is requiring in order to set your internet free...

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    12-19-08 08:32 AM
  17. vndlewis's Avatar
    I wish I wasn't depressed.

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    12-19-08 10:58 AM
  18. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted -- Poopf!
    12-19-08 02:17 PM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But the psych meds your doc puts you on make you manic, so you spend the next 85 hours cleaning and decorating the entire neighborhood... You even whitewash the snow!

    I wish my train would get here already.

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    12-19-08 04:56 PM
  20. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted but then it derails in the snowbank and you are attacked by the abominal snowman. I wish I could be more creative with granting wishes AND making wishes.

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    12-19-08 05:51 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But your creativity out shines all the other posters and leaves us feeling inferior, so we never play again and the genie thread dies... With yours as the last post for all eternity

    I wish for a rock

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    12-19-08 05:56 PM
  22. JJFrigle's Avatar
    grANted
    , but it turns out to be an alien egg and it hatches. The alien grows to its full size of 20 feet tall and 2000 pounds. It then eats everyone around.
    I wish I knew everything about the universe.

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    12-19-08 08:02 PM
  23. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but the you realize that 6 degrees of kevin bacon becomes way too easy to win!

    I wish I spoke cantonese

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    12-19-08 09:59 PM
  24. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you can no longer speak English.

    I wish I didn't have insomnia.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-20-08 01:07 AM
  25. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you sleep through it.

    I wish that I enjoy my Christmas gift

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    12-20-08 01:13 AM
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