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  1. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but the nap lasts 5 seconds.

    I wish I had a lightsaber.

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    Granted but the light doesn't work.

    Same wish

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    11-29-08 11:29 AM
  2. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but Darth Vader kills you.

    Same wish

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    11-29-08 12:37 PM
  3. jdmkw's Avatar
    granted but you have no arms to use it!

    I wish I had a pony!
    11-29-08 01:28 PM
  4. Peeps54's Avatar
    Granted, that will now be your only method of transportation.

    I wish I won millions playing the lottery.

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    11-29-08 01:39 PM
  5. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you went broke paying the taxes on it

    I wish that USC plays in the BCS Championship

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    11-29-08 01:42 PM
  6. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but they would play Ohio State and they would lose.

    I wish there wasn't a double standard between me and my brother.

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    11-29-08 02:16 PM
  7. reddragon7660's Avatar
    Granted but your parents adopt someone new
    I wish I was happy
    11-29-08 02:52 PM
  8. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted you always are and you can't show any other emotion

    I wish I was healthy

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    11-29-08 03:17 PM
  9. Kompressor33's Avatar
    Granted but you will never sleep.

    I wish I had a ferrari

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    11-29-08 04:53 PM
  10. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it is rusty and doesn't run

    I wish my brother would listen

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    11-29-08 05:32 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, he'll listen to every detail, but still ignore what he's asked to do.

    I wish a certain coworker would leave the job he's on for another area.

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    11-29-08 07:11 PM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, co-worker leaves and gets a big raise in pay and you take on all his old duties along with a cut in pay, and extra hours each day with no overtime.

    I wish to get a new car.
    11-29-08 07:20 PM
  13. mathwiz1991's Avatar
    Granted but the brakes fail and you die in a fiery crash.

    I wish I didn't have to go to school.
    11-29-08 11:41 PM
  14. lea808's Avatar
    granted but your school is now brought to you

    i wish i could pay off my truck right now.
    11-30-08 12:00 AM
  15. illaJ's Avatar
    You're out of school and now you have to work 7 days a week, 12 hour days with minimal pay, and your boss is a ****.

    I wish I could take an extended vacation to someplace warm.

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    11-30-08 12:02 AM
  16. illaJ's Avatar
    Your truck gets paid off and then breaks down, costs thousands to fix.

    I still want to go on vacation.

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    11-30-08 12:05 AM
  17. lea808's Avatar
    you go on vacation but get the flu on the first day there.

    I wish I could go on a shopping spree at Sephora
    11-30-08 12:14 AM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    granted but you cant keep any of it

    I wish it didn't take me 2 hours to get home.
    11-30-08 12:33 AM
  19. hooversalem9876's Avatar
    Geanted you live across the street from work. But you have to stay at work that extra four hours.


    I wish I had a better job.

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    11-30-08 12:42 AM
  20. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    granted but you get paid more and treated like crap

    I wish my headache would stop
    11-30-08 12:49 AM
  21. bx2md's Avatar
    granted: but your back hurts


    i wish the bb bold was out for verizon
    11-30-08 12:53 AM
  22. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    granted but it only comes in pink

    I wish people in general were less judgemental
    11-30-08 01:00 AM
  23. JORB's Avatar
    Granted but everyone because so loosey goosey they all turn into nudists and hippies.

    I wish this new blackberry I added to my collection didnt have a scratch on the screen...Dang craigslist.
    11-30-08 02:18 AM
  24. illaJ's Avatar
    No scratch, but the buttons are stuck.

    I wish I could sing as well as Aretha Franklin.

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    11-30-08 02:44 AM
  25. exelant's Avatar
    Granted, but you're as old as she is.

    I wish I didn't have to shovel snow today!

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    11-30-08 03:15 AM
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