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  1. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    Granted, but when you get back you find the IRS has takening everything you own. now your broke no job and without a home, but hey look at the bright side you saw your friends!

    I wish I had more sleep before I came into work last night!
    12-17-08 05:23 AM
  2. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but then you won't have any money for Texas.

    I wish I had more time in the day.
    12-17-08 06:16 AM
  3. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... 52 hour day for you 48 of them must be spent at work!!

    I wish they closed down the city cause of the snow last night

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    12-17-08 06:31 AM
  4. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted.... but the city plows the streets/hwy and dumps ALL snow in/around your house and you have only jelly in the fridge.

    I wish for ALL sick/hungry children to go have a HEALTHY and HAPPY NEW YEAR
    12-17-08 08:23 AM
  5. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted...but their parents are still in turmoil and now kids are sad cause they have warm happy goodies but must watch parents suffer.

    I wish I could be a fun genie like robin williams

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    12-17-08 01:41 PM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but when you still have to get the wishes wrong because of the rules, it disappoints people even more because you seemed so nice.

    I wish I could have wishes without needing a genie.

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    12-17-08 04:27 PM
  7. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Feel free to wish all you like... Aint comin' true w/out us genies, though.. But enjoy yourself... And wish upon a falling star

    I wish that my employer would offer free massages during break time

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    12-17-08 05:21 PM
  8. Hawkins's Avatar
    Granted but the masseuse is a leper.

    I wish my vacation started tomorrow.
    12-17-08 05:41 PM
  9. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted..... 6 week vacation in the arctic circle, harvesting whale blubber for innuit orphans

    I wish I could sing like whitney houston

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    12-17-08 06:21 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you can only do the lyrics right, not the right tune, tone or anything like that.

    I wish I had a colony of sea monkeys.

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    12-17-08 06:38 PM
  11. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but also get her drug habit * sorry you had to pimp your BB


    I wish cereal could get help for her crack habit

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    12-17-08 06:38 PM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, Cereal now wears panties and underwear that covers her CRACK which used to show with her habit of bending over.

    I wish I had a palm sized zoo.

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    12-17-08 08:51 PM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But in your eagerness to meet the dali lama and shake his hand, you forget to cage your animals and they are mashed all over his safron robes


    I wish I could be a professional ice skater

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    12-17-08 09:12 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you are now a famous ice skater who wear crack revealing costums, which is shown nightly on tv news!

    I wish I could open a palm sized road kill diner.

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    12-17-08 09:32 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but your clients are all ants who have no money.

    I wish the ants on my ant farm could grow crops, I'd give them money for it so they could buy sugar cubes.

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    12-17-08 09:48 PM
  16. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But the only crop they grow is rutaBUGa.. Which is not a big seller at your roadside market and nobel peace laureate museum

    I wish they would create a pez dispenser that looks like me

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    12-17-08 10:15 PM
  17. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but then you would have even more stalker dudes after you and you wouldn't be able to go out in public for fear of thousands of guys (and girls) trying to find a piece of candy on your neck.

    I wish you could make brunch, as I now don't know if it's on. We need a woman to organize ish for us and get us motivated.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    12-18-08 01:57 AM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But when you meet me, you realize how annoying I am and you make a flimsy excuse to leave and then there is awkward silences whenever you see me in a room

    I wish I didn't annoy people so much

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    12-18-08 06:34 AM
  19. contractors_wife's Avatar
    Granted....But you end up annoying yourself and driving yourself crazy.

    I wish people were not back stabbers.
    12-18-08 11:28 AM
  20. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, now they start doing their back stabbing up front and warn you before they do it (while they are doing it), it's tacky, but at least their honest!

    I wish all this stupid snow in Seattle would just go someplace hot!
    12-18-08 11:58 AM
  21. tjopearson's Avatar
    Granted...

    But all of your electricity in Seattle would run out.. permenantly causing you to melt in your newfound SNOWLESS AREA

    I wish I had a million dollars..........
    12-18-08 02:50 PM
  22. JJFrigle's Avatar
    Granted, but you have to pay 1,000,001.00 in capital gains taxes.

    I wish I was ripped like Jay Cutler.
    12-18-08 03:21 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you both get ripped apart by grizzly bear that suddenly bursts in right through the wall of your homes.

    I wish I could run faster than Jamacian olympians.

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    12-18-08 03:39 PM
  24. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but you push yourself so hard that you fall and break your femur so now you will have one leg shorter than the other.


    I wish tomorrow was xmas
    12-18-08 03:49 PM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it starts world war 3 because everyone thinks everyone else is playing a trick.

    I wish I could use my bb to change the world's calendars.

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    12-18-08 04:11 PM
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