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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but tomorrow you're awake an extra 4 hours to make up for it and keep the universe balanced.

    I wish I didn't have to receive a big weasel.

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    12-16-08 07:22 AM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But then you and richard gere have nothing to talk about and there is suddenly an awkward silence during your dinner date.

    I wish I could be at the next table to spy on sand and richard gere's romantic evening

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    12-16-08 07:24 AM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the dinner date was just a trick to get you and richard gere together.

    I wish cereal hits it off right away with richard gere.

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    12-16-08 07:35 AM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted whoo hoo!!!

    I wish richard gere doesn't want to stop at the pet store on the way home from our date

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    12-16-08 07:40 AM
  5. Cinn's Avatar
    OMG LMFAO I can't grant any wishes cuz I'm laughing so hard..

    Seriously? Richard Gere and a weasel???
    12-16-08 07:40 AM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted whoo hoo!!!

    I wish richard gere doesn't want to stop at the pet store on the way home from our date

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    Granted, but as soon as you get back to his place he let's you touch his weasel.

    I wish to have no part in that whatsoever.

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    12-16-08 07:45 AM
  7. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted cause you are too busy sharing a special moment w/ tom cruise and a habitrail!
    (Not that there is anything wrong with that )

    I wish I didn't have to put down my bb and get ready for work

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    12-16-08 07:48 AM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it gets turned on in test mode on vibrate and you can't make it stop, everyone at work looks at you a bit differently.

    I wish the judge would grant the restraining order so tom cruise would leave me alone, I tried to tell him no but he's just so persistent.

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    12-16-08 07:51 AM
  9. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But during the court hearing... Turns out the only reason he's been stalking you was cause Katie really wanted you... Too bad the cruise family now must stay 500yards away from you at all times.

    I wish I had purchased that extra long life battery for my bb.... lol!!

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    12-16-08 08:11 AM
  10. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but it short circuits and bricks your BB

    I wish Donald Trump would give me 550k
    12-16-08 08:55 AM
  11. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but the 550k is 550K tons of construction debris, from a recent construction project, which you are now forced to pay for hauling away.

    I wish no one including me, dies in my next wish!
    12-16-08 11:43 AM
  12. JJFrigle's Avatar
    Granted, but both your arms and legs fall off due to gangrene .

    I wish I could get a raise at work.
    12-16-08 01:14 PM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but instead of raising your pay, they raise our workload and their expectations.

    I wish the word "humanitarian" was synonomous with "cannibal".

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    12-16-08 04:24 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you are the next guest of honor for the local Humanitarian dinner as the main course. (Yummy!)

    I wish I was invisible for 24 hours.

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    12-16-08 04:40 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you had to take off your clothes to not be noticed as they're still visible, and you'd better plan where you reappear carefully due to that fact.

    I wish I had my very own jar of salsa.

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    12-16-08 05:01 PM
  16. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but its so mild they wouldn't serve it at Taco Bell

    I wish I could think of a wish the genie couldn't ruin

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    12-16-08 05:09 PM
  17. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted but the genie hands you a 32,000,000 page doc on how to word wishes, which you don't read and mess up your own wishes.

    I wish I had read and understood the Wish Making Made Easy tome that the genie gave Buddy.

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    12-16-08 07:03 PM
  18. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but in a fit I kill you before you could explain it to me. da-da-da!

    I wish that I knew what I wanted for Christmas
    12-16-08 07:24 PM
  19. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted, but in a fit I kill you before you could explain it to me. da-da-da!

    I wish that I knew what I wanted for Christmas
    Granted but you cant find it anywhere!

    I wish I had a new job!
    12-16-08 07:44 PM
  20. zomac#CB's Avatar
    Granted but your new job pays min wage working on a fish farm slicing out fish guts in Mississippi.

    I wish the mortage company would send me a letter saying I am done with payments.
    12-16-08 08:22 PM
  21. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted but your new job pays min wage working on a fish farm slicing out fish guts in Mississippi.

    I wish the mortage company would send me a letter saying I am done with payments.
    Granted but it also says you are done living in the house, they are taking it!!!!

    I wish I have a white christmas!
    12-16-08 08:29 PM
  22. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But the next week you receive new paym$ent book from new bank... To whom your original loan was sold off to.. And due to escrow and increased insurance rates... Your monthly payments have doubled.

    I wish it didn't take me 3.5 hrs to get home tonight.

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    12-16-08 08:31 PM
  23. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, it takes you 5 hours to get home and you forgot something very important, and must turn around to go get it... 5 hour back and another 5 hours home AGAIN!

    I wish Buddy would get anger managment classes before I'm killed due to one of his fits!

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    12-16-08 08:48 PM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but before that can happen he gets a new job in antarctica grooming penguins.

    I wish someone who isn't Tom Cruise or Richard Gere would offer to buy me a drink.

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    12-16-08 09:41 PM
  25. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, after jumping off the couch and herding the rodents back into the cages, I offer you a cup of coffee (made from the beans some cat like creature expelled in it's poo pile) I hear it's great coffee too, very spendy, you get my cup too.

    I wish I could go visit friends in Japan, but not sure I can afford it.
    12-17-08 02:09 AM
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