[dingleberry_2621]

granted, now your bored at home with no job!

I wish I didn't have to work tonight but still had my job!

[the_sandman_454]

Granted but you don't get paid for it.

I wish I could stay home and still get paid.

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[Blkbear]

Granted, but you get arrested selling drugs out of you home.

I wish I got the best wish in the world.

[the_sandman_454]

Granted but since they all turn out horribly wrong, the best wish is absolutely nothing.

I wish you could carry gasoline in styrofoam containers.

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[dingleberry_2621]

granted but you forget it's gas and drink it making your insides burn and then you die!

I wish I was a movie star!

[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but you die in a plane crash on your way to the academy awards.

I wish whipped cream cans could be sold without the whipped cream, just the nitrous oxide...

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[cerealberry]

granted... but the entire clowning world is turned upside down as they try to make nitrous oxide pies to throw at one another.

I wish diet coke would run our of my kitchen faucet.

[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but good luck washing the dishes, pots and pans. Dishwasher is tied into the same supply, so that won't work either.

I wish I could fly a hot air balloon around the world.

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[vndlewis]

Granted, but the balloon pops over the antartic and you die.

I wish my car ran out of gas with no one around.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but its because the gas tank finally rusted through and all the gas leaked out, but it doesn't catch fire so you have to pay out of pocket to fix it.

I wish I owned a towing company.

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[cerealberry]

Granted.... Genie is a little dyslexic... Thought you asked for a "twoing company".... You are now the official CEO of Noah's floating animal shelter..

I wish I could have a pair of warm footsie pajamas.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but certain areas aren't particularly modestly covered.

I wish I wasn't here, but someplace else instead.

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[BuddyL]

Granted, but someplace is even worse

I wish we could all meet in one place

[the_sandman_454]

Granted but the firemarshal throws everyone out since the place isn't rated for so many people.

I wish I was a fire marshal.

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[BuddyL]

Granted, but you're fired for taking graft

I wish more people knew how fun off-topics was.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but then its even harder to keep up with the topics.

I wish I had something to wish for.

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[Blkbear]

Granted, you make an idle comment in the form of a wish and all Hades (home of he ll) breaks loose!

I wish the storm of the century comes a little early this century.

[sharley2112]

Granted, but you only get one wish. I wish people wouldn't drop conversations on bbm after 2 sentences.

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[iobxchick]

Granted but you are now stuck with a bbm friend who won't go away (even when you tell them your busy!). I wish I started a new job on Monday, 3 1/2 months is too long to be out of work.

[sharley2112]

Granted, but your new job is in the sewers. I wish the equipment at work would actually work for once.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but the shock of it happening triggers a massive heart attack.

I wish I owned my own resort in the caribbean.

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[sharley2112]

Granted, but a huge tropical storm tears it apart before you can visit. I wish I knew how to swim.

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[BuddyL]

Granted, but you die in the tropical storm in the Caribbean.

I wish that I could get what i really want for Christmas.

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[sharley2112]

Granted, but what you really want is nothing. I wish I wasn't tired.

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[BuddyL]

Granted, but spend the whole night posting on CrackBerry and...wait that isn't a bad thing

I wish that I knew what I wanted for Christmas

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