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  1. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then it drives so well it gets stolen

    I wish that I could be on cb all the time. (which it seems is what I'm already doing)
    12-11-08 12:38 PM
  2. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you are like me and unemployed like me.

    I wish it was Friday.

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    12-11-08 12:41 PM
  3. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Today is friday which means that you are in some far east country on the other side of the international date line.. Such as laos... Good luck getting wi-fi there!

    I wish I could visit vindeelou in laos!

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    12-11-08 12:52 PM
  4. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted - but now Dept of Homeland Security just issued a security breech for LAOS and your BOTH stuck there til 2025


    I wish I was had a pina colada snowball
    12-11-08 03:05 PM
  5. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you're drinking the wrong yellow snow

    I wish that I could feel like I do now fro 2009
    12-11-08 03:37 PM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the genie took a pia colada and froze it prior to throwing it at you. The resulting ball of ice knocks you out.

    I wish I had a surfboard, chopsticks, and some pepper steak with steamed rice.

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    12-11-08 03:38 PM
  7. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but the surfboard is warp.. chopsticks were up a monkeys **** and the pepper steak and rice were brought to you by pigmees who had you for dessert

    I wish it was New yrs eve
    12-11-08 03:40 PM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you get drunk, pass out and your friends draw obscene things on you with permanent markers, and beyond.

    I wish I knew where all the socks disappear to when they go into the dryer.

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    12-11-08 03:46 PM
  9. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted -- you find a hole in the tube and base housing for the neighborhood rats


    I wish I had some rum in my desk
    12-11-08 03:51 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but its 151 proof and you have nothing to mix it with.

    I wish the roads were slippery again.

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    12-11-08 03:53 PM
  11. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted -- but you have bald tires and you hit a dump truck that's carrying poo

    I wish it was summer
    12-11-08 03:54 PM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the crash with the poo truck happened right outside your house and it reeks all summer.

    I wish I could avoid hitting a dumptruck full of poo.

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    12-11-08 03:57 PM
  13. JavaRia's Avatar
    hahahahahah ( I laughed so hard I snorted)
    Granted but you end up hitting a truck full of chicken guts

    I wish I could stop smoking
    12-11-08 03:58 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you stop smoking and are now fully engulfed in flames and the only thing nearby to put out the fire is all those wet chicken guts from the auto accident. Drop and roll! Drop and Roll!!!

    I wish I could stay home tonight.
    12-11-08 04:13 PM
  15. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you're killed in a home invasion robbery

    I wish I that my bb worked like my pc for cb, ok?
    12-11-08 04:26 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you're feeling bad enough to be projectile vomitting.

    I wish I could patent and sell my stop smoking program involving dwarves with fire extinguishers to put the cigarette out.

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    12-11-08 04:26 PM
  17. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted, you stop smoking and are now fully engulfed in flames and the only thing nearby to put out the fire is all those wet chicken guts from the auto accident. Drop and roll! Drop and Roll!!!

    I wish I could stay home tonight.
    Omg. That's wrong. Haha
    Good one

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    12-11-08 07:05 PM
  18. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but you're feeling bad enough to be projectile vomitting.

    I wish I could patent and sell my stop smoking program involving dwarves with fire extinguishers to put the cigarette out.

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    Granted but now the dwarfs set you aflame

    I wish I could win the lottery

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    12-11-08 07:07 PM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, and all the people in town turn up to stone you to death. (Remember that book?)

    I wish to not get the piece of paper with a spot on it.

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    12-11-08 07:19 PM
  20. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but you do get a glass with poo in it

    I wish I had a new SUV

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    12-11-08 07:31 PM
  21. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, and all the people in town turn up to stone you to death. (Remember that book?)

    I wish to not get the piece of paper with a spot on it.

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    Hey! I already did that one. lol
    12-11-08 07:34 PM
  22. JavaRia's Avatar
    You still get poo

    Haha

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    12-11-08 07:39 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the genie thought SUV meant "surprisingly ugly vagrant".

    I wish I had a waterfall for my pond.

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    12-11-08 08:15 PM
  24. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but the turtle dies from drowning

    I wish I had some chocolate

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    12-11-08 08:42 PM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Does exlax count?

    I wish I had a magic vaccuumm that would sense dust bunnies and go after them

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    12-11-08 09:04 PM
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