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  1. Hawkins's Avatar
    Granted but it is because everyone else was warned about the fog that turns you inside out.

    I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
    12-10-08 05:53 PM
  2. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you have been fired and are now living paycheck to paycheck... well guess not, you got fired!

    I wish for a new place to store my clothes.
    PS also wish for a loop hole closer for genie wishes!!!
    12-10-08 05:55 PM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, your clothes are now stored in the National Archives on the shelf next to Lincoln's effects, and now you have no access to your clothes.

    Granted but the genie didn't hear the "loop" part.

    I wish I was a grand master at table tennis.

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    12-10-08 06:55 PM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But on an good will tour through china you are stricken by bird flu!

    I wish that they would make other spiced ales besides just gingered.

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    12-10-08 07:47 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you drink too much of them, lose your clothes and get stored in the National Archives next to blk's clothes and Lincoln's stuff.

    I wish bananas were dark blue when ripe and shaped more like a boomerang.

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    12-10-08 07:57 PM
  6. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but people start throwing them and we all turn blue and smell like banannas.

    I wish for a new computer @ work.

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    12-11-08 02:07 AM
  7. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but the computer is a brand new Kaypro 286, with Windows 2.0 installed. (but at least it's color)

    I wish I had kept all my older home computers, especially the Heath Kit my dad helped me build.
    12-11-08 03:25 AM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but your memory was wrong and it was a Heath bar instead, but its all decomposed and nasty by now.

    I wish I wrote a song that went platinum.

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    12-11-08 05:15 AM
  9. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you are arrested for copywright infringement.

    I wish I could go back to sleep.

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    12-11-08 05:52 AM
  10. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but only 8 min before your alarm goes off and now you are more groggy than before!

    I wish I could create my own crossword puzzle.

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    12-11-08 08:56 AM
  11. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but you are dyslexic and NO ONE understands the puzzle

    I wish it would stop raining
    12-11-08 09:01 AM
  12. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    granted but with the lack of knowing you alphabits it's only one word for the whole puzzle!

    I wish I didn't have to go get my hair cut right after work!
    12-11-08 09:02 AM
  13. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    Granted but you are dyslexic and NO ONE understands the puzzle

    I wish it would stop raining
    dang you beat me!

    well onto you then, Granted but now you experience what California has with their fires everyday and you burn up!

    my wish still stands!
    12-11-08 09:03 AM
  14. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But everyone mistakes you for repunzel..

    I wish I could take dingles hair cut appointment

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    12-11-08 09:05 AM
  15. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    granted but it's cut by a blind barber with short arms!

    I wish I can have more wishes!
    12-11-08 09:06 AM
  16. JavaRia's Avatar
    hahahahaha Dingle.....


    Granted but for the rest of your life all you can do is WISH w/no attributes.

    I wish my hair didn't show signs of gray
    12-11-08 09:12 AM
  17. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but you grab the blue rinse bottle by mistake and now look like an 80 year old punk rock wannabee

    I wish cucumbers tasted more like chocolate

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    12-11-08 09:21 AM
  18. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    granted you no longer look like pepe la pew, so no your bald with dry patch's all over your head and your new nickname will be checkers!

    I wish that my next genie is a victoria secret model!
    12-11-08 09:21 AM
  19. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    dang missed again!

    Granted but now all your teeth fall out and it's not a nice picture watching you eat that cucumber!

    my wish still stands^
    12-11-08 09:22 AM
  20. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Didn't you hear... Rosie odonnel just got hired as their new plus sized spokesperson!!!! Enjoy!

    again... Cucmbers tasting like chocolate

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    12-11-08 09:24 AM
  21. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    granted...somebody must not have teeth! and the picture I have in my head is very funny!

    I wish Michael Jackson was black lol!
    12-11-08 09:26 AM
  22. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But now you can't tell him apart from diana ross!

    I wish I could hang out with elizabeth taylor and her fans!

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    12-11-08 09:45 AM
  23. TheK9Cop's Avatar
    Granted, but you find her boring.

    i wish i could get a playstation 3 for christmas and not have to buy it myself

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    12-11-08 11:35 AM
  24. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But a playstation 3 isn't going to stop you from playing w/ yourself!!!! Ha ha

    I wish I could have a deep fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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    12-11-08 11:37 AM
  25. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but all the PB&J melts out when it's being fried, and you end up with brown and red fried bread.

    I wish my Jeep didn't have so many problems.
    12-11-08 12:21 PM
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