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  1. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted, but it will be one of those nights where you wake up in the morning and feel like you never fell asleep.

    I wish your next wish will come true, pending the not so imminent threat of quasi-danger.
    11-29-08 02:10 AM
  2. wallyjayrosenberger's Avatar
    Granted. Wait. What?

    I wish I was taller. Like 6'2".

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    11-29-08 09:29 AM
  3. Peeps54's Avatar
    Granted. You are now 6'2"...however stretching your legs left you unable to walk for the rest of your life.

    I wish I could time travel.

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    11-29-08 09:38 AM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, you can use this time machine, but its broken and you'll inevitably get eaten by a Tyranosaurus Rex, thanks for playing.

    I wish I had unlimited wishes.

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    11-29-08 09:52 AM
  5. Peeps54's Avatar
    Granted. You have unlimited wishes, but you can only wish for a punch to the face.

    I wish I could leave work early today

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    11-29-08 10:03 AM
  6. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted, but when you go into work again, there will be a weeks worth of work for you to do that has to be done by the end of your shift.

    I wish my cats got along with my parents cats.

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    11-29-08 10:12 AM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you'll have to deal with virtually unlimited kittens.

    I wish I could drink at work.

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    11-29-08 10:15 AM
  8. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but your boss catches you after you've had too much and you get a dui on the way home.

    I wish my parents watched something other than fox news.

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    11-29-08 10:25 AM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but they'll get much more biased news than they have now.

    I wish someone would talk to me this morning.

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    11-29-08 10:29 AM
  10. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you're stuck with me.

    I wish it would snow.

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    11-29-08 10:31 AM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but your home gets buried in a 35' snow drift.

    I wish I were the funniest person to ever tell jokes.

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    11-29-08 10:38 AM
  12. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but no one will ever laugh at your jokes.

    I wish I wasn't so b!tchy or rude

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    11-29-08 10:42 AM
  13. Peeps54's Avatar
    Sorry I was too late
    11-29-08 10:49 AM
  14. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then everyone takes advantage of you being so nice.

    I wish I they made Saturday cartoons the way they used to.

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    11-29-08 10:52 AM
  15. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Me too! Granted but you have to be 10 or younger to watch them

    I wish there was more than one thanksgiving a year but not more than 3.

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    11-29-08 10:54 AM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but they get sued out of existence by the politically correct mind police.

    I wish I had enough money to afford a yacht in the carribbean.

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    11-29-08 10:55 AM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Me too! Granted but you have to be 10 or younger to watch them

    I wish there was more than one thanksgiving a year but not more than 3.

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    Granted but then the turkeys rebel and kill everyone on earth.

    Same wish of mine in last post.

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    11-29-08 10:57 AM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but as soon as you drop it in the water it sinks.

    I wish I didn't have allergies

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    11-29-08 10:58 AM
  19. Peeps54's Avatar
    Granted, you have never ending chickenpox instead.

    I wish I could read minds.

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    11-29-08 11:02 AM
  20. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you can only read the minds of birds and goldfish.

    I wish I could find a good job.

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    11-29-08 11:07 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but your social life disappears.

    I wish I had an apple to eat for lunch.

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    11-29-08 11:11 AM
  22. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted except it has a worm in it.

    I wish I could go take a nap, even though I just woke up.

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    11-29-08 11:13 AM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but then you'll have the scariest dream ever and be unable to sleep for months after that.

    I wish it was 730pm so I could go home.

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    11-29-08 11:21 AM
  24. shwy's Avatar
    Granted but the nap lasts 5 seconds.

    I wish I had a lightsaber.

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    11-29-08 11:25 AM
  25. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but when you get home there's no one there and nothing to do.

    I wish bush would say something funny in his speech he's about to make, to make it worth the while of watching him.

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    11-29-08 11:27 AM
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