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  1. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but Kramer is sane.

    I wish I would've known about "Top Chef" before a few days ago!

    (I'm officially addicted to that show)
    12-10-08 11:51 AM
  2. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but the day you found out they banned it from tv.

    I wish I didn't have to go apartment hunting (not so easy when relocating 2 hours away)
    12-10-08 12:17 PM
  3. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But you wind up renting a used cardboard refrigerator box located under the viaduct


    I wish there wasn't so much traffic today

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    12-10-08 01:55 PM
  4. JavaRia's Avatar
    GRANTED but you get a flat and NO ONE around to help you...

    I wish I didn't have a hang over today
    12-10-08 02:28 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you get sick from the raw eggs in your hangover remedy.

    I wish I could be the guy who drives the zamboni at hockey games.

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    12-10-08 02:33 PM
  6. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you get fired for driving on DURING a major hockey game, and banned from hockey games for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had a plate of nachos
    12-10-08 02:40 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the genie didn't hear right and thought you wanted notches in a plate for some reason instead.

    I wish I owned a submarine.

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    12-10-08 03:06 PM
  8. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but the nhl players strike lasts for several seasons and the only work you can find is zamboni guy at the local rink cleaning up after snotty nose little kids

    I wish I could be on judge judy

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    12-10-08 03:10 PM
  9. cerealberry's Avatar
    Dang...serves me right for not reading through all the posts... I don't deserve to have my wish granted

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    12-10-08 03:11 PM
  10. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted but she sentences you to a life of changing her depends.

    I wish I could eat as much McDonalds as I wanted and Lose Weight.
    12-10-08 03:12 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, they put a laxative in every meal, just for you.

    I wish I could drive a tank on the road in the winter so other morons out there would be unable to harm my vehicle.

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    12-10-08 03:16 PM
  12. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted but the gas price rises astronomically and your forced to park it and drive a super economic car like one of those SMART cars...

    I wish the Storm worked amazingly and lived up to the super high pedestal it was put up on!
    12-10-08 03:30 PM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they only made a few supremely awesome ones and they sell for a million dollars each.

    I wish I could play a guitar.

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    12-10-08 03:33 PM
  14. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted But You Play Horribly and Can't play with any rhythm.

    I Wish Star Jones was Fat Again.
    12-10-08 03:37 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted...and she has you to thank for going to mcdonalds with her 3x a day, sharing supersized bigmacs!

    I wish I had a cellulite gun which shoots fat onto skinny people's thighs with a flick of the trigger

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    12-10-08 03:40 PM
  16. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted but soon everyone in america is fat... oh wait- everyone in america gets Fatt-ER lolol

    I wish Movies Based off of Video Games Didn't Blow.
    12-10-08 03:45 PM
  17. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but where would angelina jolie be today without laura croft... Brad would have never left jen for her... And shilo and the 37 other "its a small world" babies would have no daddy

    I wish I had really long eyelashes

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    12-10-08 03:59 PM
  18. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted but then you'd have impaired vision and wouldn't be able to drive... Unless Your Willing to have your Eyelashes Waxed... YOUCH!

    I wish Monica Lewinsky was a Man... Biggest Political Scandal Everrrr!
    12-10-08 04:06 PM
  19. UrbanD_Phx's Avatar
    Granted - wait - I thought she was already, just in bad drag.

    I wish it was burbon time
    12-10-08 04:09 PM
  20. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted... But You Need to Drive home and that's a No No..

    I Wish it Snowed in Jersey already instead of freak 60 degree weather
    12-10-08 04:11 PM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it snows 5' in one storm and then warms up/cools down a few times, making Jersey into a block of ice.

    I wish I got more than 2.5hrs of sleep today.

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    12-10-08 04:18 PM
  22. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted, but then you have enough time to enter REM sleep and then Freddy Kreuger will have enough time to Get You!

    AHHHHHH!

    I Wish I had a Snow Cone with Cherry Flavor Ice!

    12-10-08 04:26 PM
  23. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted but it is made with yellow snow.

    I wish my husband would get a pay raise.

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    12-10-08 04:29 PM
  24. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Granted, but he gets the raise since he slept with his very round, cigar smoking boss.

    I wish the mall had 24 hour vallet!
    12-10-08 04:38 PM
  25. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but you get a genie with bad hearing and you get 24 vallet car parkers, not knowing where the heck your car is parked.

    I wish for light traffic when I go into town for dinner tonight.
    Last edited by BlkBear; 12-10-08 at 05:24 PM.
    12-10-08 05:20 PM
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