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  1. wwarrior2469's Avatar
    Granted but people run all over you knowing you will forgive them.
    I wish I could be home for my birthday

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    12-09-08 01:28 PM
  2. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but everyone at home forgets and leaves you throwing your own pity party instead.

    I'll be glad when tomorrow gets here!

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    12-09-08 02:34 PM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you're abducted by perverted aliens who make you wish tomorrow had never happened.

    I wish I could win the Nobel prize for something more ridiculous than what Al Gore won his for.

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    12-09-08 02:37 PM
  4. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted - you get the Nobel prize for inventing a pad for people to wear that absorbs farts. lol You're very proud receiving the award - Oh, and are your number one client, even wearing the pad at the ceremony.

    I wish we'd have a blizzard.

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    12-09-08 03:14 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it snows so much your house gets buried and you can't get out, so you can't go to Dairy Queen and get a Blizzard icecream treat either.

    I wish I had a big hill around here to go sledding on, and someone to do that with.

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    12-09-08 03:17 PM
  6. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, you come to my house in the sticks and sled down the mountain of a hill that we use - only to spin out of control and crash into a bank - lights out.

    I wish I lived overseas.

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    12-09-08 03:27 PM
  7. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you lose your promotion.

    I wish for a nice quiet evening
    12-09-08 03:31 PM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but a marching band shows up unexpectedly wanting to practice in your basement.

    I wish I had a kite, so I could try to fly it in a snowstorm.

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    12-09-08 03:39 PM
  9. UrbanD_Phx's Avatar
    Granted, but the storm turns into a blizzard and you get frost bite

    I wish someone could do my documentation for me
    12-09-08 03:42 PM
  10. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but it turns out hoorible and you get the blame

    I wish that I had more energy
    12-09-08 04:09 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but its in a language nobody understands.

    I wish I knew more languages.

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    12-09-08 04:09 PM
  12. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but they're languages that you've created in your own head and when you try and flaunt this talent, your friends just smile and nod. lol

    I wish I had the guts to cut my hair.

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    12-09-08 04:52 PM
  13. UrbanD_Phx's Avatar
    Granted, you develop trichotillomania after you cut your hair

    I wish cheese nips weren't so addicting
    12-09-08 05:04 PM
  14. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, you never eat another cheese nip and always feel something is missing from your life.

    I wish I could fly!!!

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    12-09-08 05:07 PM
  15. UrbanD_Phx's Avatar
    Granted, you sprout wings an take off, however you never learn how to land and end up breaking your wings to never fly again

    I wish I knew what to get my other half for x-mas
    12-09-08 05:15 PM
  16. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, you give your other half a new vacuum cleaner and she leaves you on Christmas Day.

    I hope my other half gets me something this year, for Christmas.

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    12-09-08 05:23 PM
  17. UrbanD_Phx's Avatar
    Granted, you give your other half a new vacuum cleaner and she leaves you on Christmas Day.

    I hope my other half gets me something this year, for Christmas.

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    (lol -I hope she does! - my man and I would flip if there was another woman)

    Granted - he buys you a sign with the word "something" on it

    I wish I would have had a sun roof installed on my car
    12-09-08 05:35 PM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... However, your husband is too cheap to purchase the delux model which come with glass.. So now you just have big hole in your roof which sucks during that down pour.

    I wish someone was willing to go with me to see neil young tonight

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    12-09-08 05:56 PM
  19. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, I'm willing and able to go. However you asked me to late to get to you in time.

    I wish I could get to cereal to see neil young

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    12-09-08 06:33 PM
  20. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, and cereal adds you to the list of people killed. (Cereal killer, get it?)

    I wish more people got my jokes.

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    12-09-08 06:45 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... They get your jokes, don't think they are funny, but get your jokes

    I wish buddy had a time machine so he could get here in time for concert!

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    12-09-08 06:51 PM
  22. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted... They get your jokes, don't think they are funny, but get your jokes

    I wish buddy had a time machine so he could get here in time for concert!

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    Granted but he slips and falls from the 3rd concourse level and spends the next 2days in the ER

    I wish my pug would stop snoring

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    12-09-08 07:29 PM
  23. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then he comes to stay with me in the hospital

    I wish cereal has a good time at her concert
    12-09-08 08:01 PM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but then she gets sad when its over.

    I wish I would have brought some lunch for tonight.

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    12-09-08 08:15 PM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But she can't bring herself to go alone... So she is sitting on the couch watching biggest looser, how sad.... But true

    I wish I could make a hole-in-one!

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    12-09-08 08:16 PM
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