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  1. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but it clashes with your goatee.

    I still wish that Friends were back on TV

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    12-09-08 12:37 AM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the only part they replay was the "smelly cat" song repeatedly, for eternity.

    I wish I could be a supervillian.

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    12-09-08 12:39 AM
  3. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you're killed by one of your henchman

    I wish I could of seen the Beatles in concert. (A never answered wish)

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    12-09-08 12:42 AM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they did "Yellow submarine" constantl for the entire concert.

    I wish my henchmen wouldn't kill me, its embarassing.

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    12-09-08 12:47 AM
  5. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but the hero's teen sidekick beats you up which is even worse.

    I wish that I get what I want for Christmas.

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    12-09-08 12:51 AM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but an entire country starves as a result.

    I wish I had my own theme song that would play in the background that people could hear when I wander around.

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    12-09-08 12:55 AM
  7. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted, but it's the most annoying theme song ever and everyone avoids you. I wish I could find parking when I got home.

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    12-09-08 01:13 AM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but your livingroom is now a garage thanks to someone crashing into your house.

    I wish I was a meterologist, snce they can be wrong all the time and not get fired.

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    12-09-08 01:17 AM
  9. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted, but you are dead on for tomorrow's forecast and you get fired on the spot. I wish I knew who that cop was looking for.

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    12-09-08 01:21 AM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but its you for something you didn't do but are getting framed for anyway.

    I wish I could deliver bad news to people.

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    12-09-08 01:28 AM
  11. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted, but in return they deliver worse news to you. I wish I could fill up my car with gas for less than $20 already. Seriously, $20.04? So close!

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    12-09-08 01:37 AM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but groceries cost $500/week instead.

    I wish people would respect my "authoritah"...

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    12-09-08 01:47 AM
  13. sharley2112's Avatar
    Granted, but the wolves don't and they attack you. I wish this group project was actually done by the group.

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    12-09-08 02:49 AM
  14. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they mess it up as a group and the whole group fails.

    I wish I had a field of poppies.

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    12-09-08 03:26 AM
  15. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but then you get arrested for heroin trafficking.

    I wish I didn't have to wake up at 4AM everyday.
    12-09-08 05:49 AM
  16. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but... You now have to wake up at 3;30am each day..

    I wish I could go to a mad hatter tea party

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    12-09-08 05:59 AM
  17. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but you get turned into a white rabbit.

    I wish I had some music at work.
    12-09-08 06:21 AM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    granted, but it is the sox theme song..over and over again!

    I wish the only stress i had at work was helping someone decide if they wanted to "supersize" their fries.
    12-09-08 06:40 AM
  19. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you get paid minimum wage and work 50 hours a week.

    I wish when people set up interviews, they showed up on time.

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    12-09-08 09:03 AM
  20. TheK9Cop's Avatar
    Granted, but who ever shows up is never right forv the job

    i wish i owned a pitbull

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    12-09-08 11:03 AM
  21. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you get arrested for dog fighting.

    I wish I get one of the jobs that have contacted me this week.

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    12-09-08 11:08 AM
  22. tpierce67's Avatar
    Granted, You get the job but it's half the pay, no benefits, and they are anti-blackberry.

    I wish i would get fired!
    12-09-08 11:42 AM
  23. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but then they realize the error of their ways and rehire you.

    I wish I could change my name and not tell anyone.
    12-09-08 11:54 AM
  24. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but don't get unemployment.

    (I don't have a job so anything is better than nothing. hehe)

    I wish I knew what I wanted for lunch.

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    12-09-08 11:58 AM
  25. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted --- you have liver and onions

    I wish I could be more forgiving
    12-09-08 01:12 PM
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