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  1. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... But as you are blowing out your candles... The phone rings.. It is the hospital.. They have made a terrible mistake .. They removed your large intestines by accident. Oops!

    I wish I could win all new stainless steel kitchen appliances from the Price is Right.

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    12-08-08 08:48 PM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but Bob Barker comes back and accidentally shoots you with a crossbow while trying to hit Drew Carey instead.

    I wish we get the foot of snow they're predicting.

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    12-08-08 08:58 PM
  3. Blkbear's Avatar
    Grant, but the foot of snow happens to be your LEFT foot, and they are predicting a heat wave for the next few days.

    I wish for lots of snow in the mountains this winter.
    12-08-08 09:34 PM
  4. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but everyone is snowed in for weeks.

    I wish I didn't have to get up so early(730) to drive 2 hours for an interview tomorrow. I better get this job.

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    12-08-08 10:05 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it results in the mountains washing down to the valleys and becoming boring.

    I wish the astronauts on the space station could have some snow for the holidays.

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    12-08-08 10:07 PM
  6. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Sandman I love your wishes.

    Granted but they become overwhelmed w/ ice and come crashing to earth.

    I wish I could have been on the titanic and lived

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    12-08-08 10:26 PM
  7. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but the rescue boat that comes in to rescue you exploded suddenly with no warning, killing all aboard.

    I wish I didn't have a headache.

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    12-08-08 10:33 PM
  8. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you're stomachache returns.

    I wish the rest of my week is as good as today.

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    12-08-08 10:43 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but instead it becomes a pain in the backside.

    I wish otters could generate shocks like electric eels, and see just how many people still find them cute.

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    12-08-08 10:48 PM
  10. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but next week is a living he11.

    I wi**** wasn't going to rain tomorrow

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    12-08-08 10:48 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but instead it snows 4 feet followed by an instant melt and then a 30 year draught.

    I wish I had the ambition to hook lots of helium balloons to a lawn chair and fly away.

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    12-08-08 10:54 PM
  12. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you drift into space to the frozen international space station

    I wish I had old school furniture from the 70s

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    12-08-08 10:57 PM
  13. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but along with the furniture, you are also given the Bradys (Bunch) for all of eternity to go with your 70s theme.

    I wish Jay Leno's chin wasn't so big.

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    12-08-08 11:11 PM
  14. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but then his chin breaks off and starts the most popular tv show ever.

    I wish I had some vodka and lemonade.

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    12-08-08 11:36 PM
  15. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but you get smashed and run around your neighborhood naked singing Christmas Carols for the next 3hrs.
    lol

    I wish I had a new comfy, warm pair of pajamas... (Why do we call it a *pair*?)

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    12-08-08 11:41 PM
  16. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    (I always wondered the same thing)
    Granted but they're flannel and plaid and fugly

    I wish I had a new mattress (no one ever granted this from last night.)

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    12-08-08 11:45 PM
  17. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you have no bed to sleep in. Idk, but I would guess because its a top and bottom-a pair

    I wish that I could CrackBerry forever.

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    12-08-08 11:45 PM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you're also single forever in a dead end job

    I wish it wasn't so late! (Crap, I just looked @ the clock, and sandman, I drink vodka and limeade- I thought I was unusual for doing so)

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    12-08-08 11:47 PM
  19. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted the time turns back - to all your worst moments in life - over and over again.

    I wish that I could be sandwiched between Gerard Butler and Clive Owen.

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    12-09-08 12:01 AM
  20. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted! The genie decided not to break your heart when you have a headache.

    I wish Bets gets her wish.

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    12-09-08 12:17 AM
  21. ItsBets's Avatar
    Yahtzee - I get to choose my own destiny!!!

    Betsey gets her wish and is granted all the wishes she could ever dream up - from this moment forward!!!! . lol

    I wish that all my cb friends, too get all their wishes granted!!!!!!

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    12-09-08 12:22 AM
  22. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then we wake up and it was all a dream.

    Same wish.

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    12-09-08 12:27 AM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but then the evil flying monkey army I wished for takes over the world for me.

    I wish I could adjust when the sun "rises" and "sets".

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    12-09-08 12:32 AM
  24. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted - but you can no longer adjust to noon or midnight.

    I wish I had a pencil thin moustache. Hehe

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    12-09-08 12:35 AM
  25. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, buit you lose it due to an abuse of power

    I wish that Friends was back on TV

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    12-09-08 12:35 AM
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