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  1. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but it burns to the ground 30 minutes after the property is signed over to you then you're arrested for aggravated arson.

    I wish I could go into space

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    12-07-08 09:02 PM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the law of gravity gets temporarily repealed on the planet while you're up there.

    I wish I got free groceries forever.

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    12-07-08 09:24 PM
  3. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted ,,, but your groceries are sponsered by SPAM... Therefor your pantry is now chockful of those cute rectangular cans

    I wish I had warm chocolate chip cookies just out of the oven

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    12-07-08 09:59 PM
  4. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but they're burnt

    I wish I had a hot straight man to "fix my plumbing"

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    12-07-08 10:15 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but your plumbing doesn't feel right for a week.

    I wish I had a bowl of pretzels.

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    12-07-08 10:31 PM
  6. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but they're all gound into a powder.

    I wish I had some chocolate that doesn't have a laxative in it.

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    12-07-08 10:40 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it does contain grasshoppers

    I wish I had a thunderstorm to watch tonight instead of temperatures in the teens.

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    12-07-08 10:42 PM
  8. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but your building gets struck by lightning.

    I wish american idol started now.

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    12-07-08 10:48 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but everyone on it sucks and the series gets cancelled after this show.

    I wish I had something to do.

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    12-07-08 10:51 PM
  10. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted you have laundry to do.

    I wish my headache would go away.

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    12-07-08 10:54 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but its replaced with a severe backache.

    I wish I could make it not snow.

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    12-08-08 01:01 AM
  12. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but it hails instead

    I wish I were home

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    12-08-08 01:30 AM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but you forgot to pay your bills while away, so no electricity, gas, phone or water.

    I wish I could win a shopping spree at the shoe store

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    12-08-08 06:46 AM
  14. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but all the shoes have holes in the soles.

    I wish the holidays were over already.
    12-08-08 07:18 AM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. But milard filmore day becomes a huge sensation,,, and over takes everyones time in january

    I wish this train conductor was a little easier on the brake!!

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    12-08-08 08:05 AM
  16. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but then he would have a lead foot and derail the train.

    I wish it was warmer in my office.
    12-08-08 08:09 AM
  17. Peeps54's Avatar
    Granted, the thermostat gets stuck at 100 for the rest of the winter.

    I wish I didn't have so much to do today.

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    12-08-08 08:43 AM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but its still there tomorrow

    I wish I had an interview and get a job this week

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    12-08-08 09:10 AM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but the interview is for a pole dancer for the center for visually impaired elderly.

    I wish it was lunchtime

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    12-08-08 12:54 PM
  20. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you're not allowed to eat anything, you have to sit at your desk, staring at your screen not allowed to touch anything or move.

    I wish there was a coffee shop closer to my house than 20 minutes away. I'm really wanting a Raspberry White Mocha!
    12-08-08 01:08 PM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it costs a week's pay and they don't offer financing.

    I wish someone would clean the snow off my windshield for me.

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    12-08-08 03:43 PM
  22. BlackBerryBob's Avatar
    Granted...wait, what's snow?
    I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener
    12-08-08 03:56 PM
  23. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but if you were an Oscar Meyer Wriner everyone would take a bite of you.

    I wish it wasn't 66 today and supposed to snow tomorrow.

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    12-08-08 04:12 PM
  24. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... Its negative 66 w/ forecast of snow!

    I wish this person would stop reading over my shoulder (on train)

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    12-08-08 05:26 PM
  25. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted but now they are sitting on your lap and reading from there

    I wish I were home in time for my birthday

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    12-08-08 08:15 PM
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