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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they replace it with the only thing worse: "Watching Paint Dry" hosted by Alex Trebek

    I wish more people would message me.

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    12-07-08 07:15 PM
  2. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Haha granted. But I don't know how this could go bad?

    I wish I had more sober confidence

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    12-07-08 07:15 PM
  3. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted post ur pin. But psychos will never leave you alone

    I wish I could talk to people who weren't always trying to get in my pants, or at least so blatant about it

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    12-07-08 07:17 PM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they all believe you have incurable issues lurking in your pants. LOL

    I wish I had a hot air balloon.

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    12-07-08 07:21 PM
  5. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Hahaha. Granted but its a nick-nack piece of crap, throw it in the trash

    I wish I had a private jet.

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    12-07-08 07:24 PM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you can't afford to fly it anyplace.

    I wish I could afford to fly a private jet.

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    12-07-08 07:26 PM
  7. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you don't know how to fly and you don't have a pilot.

    I wish I could live like a high roller.

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    12-07-08 07:27 PM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you eventually lose all your money on one hand of poker.

    I wish I played poker better.

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    12-07-08 07:30 PM
  9. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you can't maintain a poker-face

    I wish I would win the $143million on the $5 ticket I bought.

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    12-07-08 07:32 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but thousands of other people won too so you only make a fraction of what you would have.

    I wish I was the only one to win on a lottery ticket.

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    12-07-08 07:34 PM
  11. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But after taxes and some bad investments... You are left w/ $4.27

    I wish a little elf would do all my holiday shopping for me

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    12-07-08 07:34 PM
  12. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Sandman: granted but you have to pay a psychic to help you
    Cereal: granted but they steal your $$

    I wish I could win big just one of these times.

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    12-07-08 07:38 PM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you're old by the time you do and can't really use it for anything.

    I wish we could opt out of winter.

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    12-07-08 07:51 PM
  14. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but summer becomes unbearable

    I wish we could opt in for extra big snowflakes

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    12-07-08 07:56 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they all land on your face and neck and you're perpetually cold.

    I wish I didn't have to go outside to get photographs of snow covered things.

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    12-07-08 08:04 PM
  16. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    (I totally tried that today, our pond is frozen, and my battery was dead) granted but you have to go find poo covered things

    I wish family guy wasn't a rerun.

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    12-07-08 08:09 PM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you lose tv reception until the credits roll.

    I wish I had a hottub.

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    12-07-08 08:22 PM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but the heater and bubbles are broken.

    I wish I had a hottub with working bubbles and heat.

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    12-07-08 08:24 PM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but people get electrocuted in it due to poor wiring.

    I wish the wiring, air and bubbles were fine on the hottub.

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    12-07-08 08:28 PM
  20. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you have no water.

    I wish a had a swimming pool. A clean sparkling blue pool.

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    12-07-08 08:35 PM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but its full of blue food coloring in it and you look like a smurf.

    I wish the swimming pool was a little less blue but without foodcoloring.

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    12-07-08 08:40 PM
  22. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted. Has toilet bowl cleaner.

    I wish I had a normal clear non altered pool *except the normal chemicals like chlorine.

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    12-07-08 08:48 PM
  23. islandgal808's Avatar
    Granted...but it's full of man-eating pirahna's

    I wish i live happy ever after
    12-07-08 08:50 PM
  24. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but that's only 5 more years

    I wish I had a bar of gold

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    12-07-08 08:52 PM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the value drops to less than $0.01/bar

    I wish I owned Fort Knox.

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    12-07-08 08:59 PM
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