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  1. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but it turns into 3 more feet.

    I wish I didn't feel overwhelmed.

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    12-07-08 04:52 PM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you feel severely underwhelmed instead and get bored.

    I wish I knew why nobody was ever just "whelmed".

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    12-07-08 05:12 PM
  3. contractorslim's Avatar
    Granted if they were "whelmed" you would never hear from them!

    I wish everyone in life was just as pleased to give as they are to receive things.

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    12-07-08 05:22 PM
  4. BlitzedATL's Avatar
    Granted but they give std's LoL

    I wish the weekend was 3 days longer.

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    12-07-08 05:24 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but its caled "part time employment" and you quickly run out of money.

    I wish the driveway would remove the snow from itself.

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    12-07-08 05:30 PM
  6. contractorslim's Avatar
    Granted though if your car had ice on it, it might remove you as well.

    I wish yellow labs didnt shed hair everywhere.
    Last edited by contractorslim; 12-07-08 at 05:34 PM.
    12-07-08 05:31 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but instead it all sticks to you.

    I wish I could make popsicle stick birdhouses.

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    12-07-08 05:42 PM
  8. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but it has to be the size of your car.

    I wish my roommate didn't fall asleep in the couch.

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    12-07-08 06:00 PM
  9. contractorslim's Avatar
    Granted if he didn't he might wander to your bed!

    I wish batteries for our charged with the movement of our thumbs

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    12-07-08 06:24 PM
  10. contractorslim's Avatar
    ****b.b's****

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    12-07-08 06:25 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you have to type fast enough to make your thumbs fall off.

    I wish I had someone entertaining here.

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    12-07-08 06:29 PM
  12. contractorslim's Avatar
    Granted if they were entertaining enough your bb would be neglected.


    I wish I could go on a learn to cook culinary show so I could make my wife a great dinner!

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    12-07-08 06:32 PM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you become a cannibal and literally make her dinner.

    I wish I had a fresh bottle of bourbon.

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    12-07-08 06:36 PM
  14. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you drink the whole thing in a night.

    I wish you would share your bourbon with me.

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    12-07-08 06:40 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but then we're both kinda drunk.

    I wish someone would show up here to get drunk with.

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    12-07-08 06:43 PM
  16. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted, I'm not that far (toledo) lol but things get out of hand

    I wish it was more fun to get drunk alone.

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    12-07-08 06:45 PM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but things get out of hand and your roomie might walk in.

    Same wish.

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    12-07-08 06:50 PM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but everyone thinks ur a crazy alcoholic.

    I wish my cats didn't look at me weird when I got drunk. I feel like they're judging me or something.

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    12-07-08 06:54 PM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they get high on catnip and have no room to be judgemental.

    I wish I had my own distillery.

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    12-07-08 06:56 PM
  20. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Lmao! Granted but you get busted for not having a license.

    I really wish I had a pepperoni pizza! That has nothing wrong with it.

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    12-07-08 07:02 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but you suddenly are highly allergic to all sausage type products.

    I wish I could be on amazing race

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    12-07-08 07:09 PM
  22. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but your first person off.

    I wish I could have a cheese pizza.

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    12-07-08 07:10 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but your team loses horribly and they publicly mock you for years to come.

    I wish survivor was more surviving and less "politics".

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    12-07-08 07:11 PM
  24. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted and its taken off the air to solve that problem.

    I wish they would take survivor off the air

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    12-07-08 07:13 PM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But you wind up w/ a team made up of nixon, krushev, mussilini and taft!

    I wish paula abdul would just admit to her substance abuse problem

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    12-07-08 07:14 PM
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