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  1. shwy's Avatar
    Granted but you have no money left.
    I wish I was invisible.

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    12-06-08 01:20 PM
  2. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you're blind too.

    I wish I had $25,000 real american, non taxed dollars that I get to keep and spend on whatever I want.

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    12-06-08 01:52 PM
  3. Hi-Definition's Avatar
    Granted. However WHO you give what you spend the 'WHATEVER YOU WANT' on...has to be given to a poor kid in Somalia.

    I wish the Bears would stop sucking.
    12-06-08 02:01 PM
  4. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted: they're no longer in the league. Problem solved.

    I wish I could buy someone else something really nice- at no cost to me.

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    12-06-08 02:15 PM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but then the cops show up and arrest you for credit card fraud.

    I wish I had a piniata.

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    12-06-08 02:26 PM
  6. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    LMAO! Granted but its funn of bugs.

    I wish I had a pet polar bear

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    12-06-08 02:29 PM
  7. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Oops by bad! Full*

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    12-06-08 02:30 PM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but to the bear you look like a yummy snack and it attacks you forcing you to shoot it repeatedly in the head to stop the attack but not before it did some pretty severe damage.

    I wish to never make typos.

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    12-06-08 02:34 PM
  9. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you forget the entire english language.

    I wish I had a personal chauffeur

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    12-06-08 02:36 PM
  10. shwy's Avatar
    Granted but it's already been hit.

    I wish my sister wasn't so odd. I wish she was gone.

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    12-06-08 02:39 PM
  11. shwy's Avatar
    Oops! The chauffeur does not know how to drive.
    Same wish

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    12-06-08 02:41 PM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but she now rules the planet and you get to be a servant.

    I wish someone wanted to play lawn darts.

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    12-06-08 02:47 PM
  13. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but the ground is covered in snow.

    I wish I could get a pedicure

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    12-06-08 02:49 PM
  14. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted,,, but the person befor you had terrible fungus and the cheap manicurist doesn't bother to clean her instruments.. You contract the fungi and because your lover has a foot fetish... He contracts terrible foot/mouth disease...

    I wish I had a cleaning fairy

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    12-06-08 02:52 PM
  15. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but its a little statue that sits on your mantle and it says, "I'm your cleaning fairy"

    I wish I had a new mattress.

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    12-06-08 02:56 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    granted but its firm like granite except in random spots and gives you a horrible backache.

    I wish they allowed golfing in winter up here.

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    12-06-08 03:07 PM
  17. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you can only play w/ white golf balls.

    I wish I knew what I wanted to do w/ my life.

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    12-06-08 03:09 PM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you realize its a professional pan-handler.

    I wish I had a pet chimpanzee.

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    12-06-08 03:21 PM
  19. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but it refuses to wear a diaper or use the toilet, thus crapping everywhere and peeing in the corner.

    I wish I could be a guy for a few hours. Just to see what its like.

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    12-06-08 03:27 PM
  20. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you just stand around and scratch yourself without being embarassed.

    I wish I ruled the world.

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    12-06-08 04:01 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but global warming finally takes its toll and the world is washed away.

    I wish my husband wasn't acting like such an ***!

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    12-06-08 04:15 PM
  22. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the behavior gets more like a boar instead.

    I wish to not go home to an empty house after work.

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    12-06-08 04:25 PM
  23. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted. There are burglars there waiting for you.

    I wish I could take a longer nap.

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    12-06-08 04:28 PM
  24. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you wake up 3000 years later as a living museum exhibit, on a planet full of Rabbit like aliens.

    I wish that all bad wishes become good wishes.
    12-06-08 07:17 PM
  25. Rose6446's Avatar
    Granted but the good wishes are never the ones YOU wished, but what ur significant other wanted!

    I wish my ex would become dependable!

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    12-06-08 10:15 PM
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