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  1. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted- you lose 10lbs and your *** drops by 2"

    I want a candle that actually smells really good!

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    11-28-08 11:03 PM
  2. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but it sets your house on fire.

    I want a new drug.

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    11-28-08 11:08 PM
  3. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted, but it sets your house on fire.

    I want a new drug.

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    granted but one major side effect is that you can no longer type!

    I wish I had a live in housekeeper.
    11-28-08 11:10 PM
  4. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, bu s/he steals your fortune

    I want a new bed

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    11-28-08 11:14 PM
  5. JORB's Avatar
    Granted, but it breaks in half when you first lay in it.

    I wish I had some more soda!
    11-28-08 11:19 PM
  6. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but when you open it, it explodes and the plastic shards pierce your neck

    I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

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    11-28-08 11:23 PM
  7. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but it isn't what you truly want to be.

    I wish I may, I wish I might.

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    11-28-08 11:30 PM
  8. brayndeded's Avatar
    granted, but what you wish, you might not like.


    i wish we all had 3 wishes, 2 of which accually come true how we want them,and the 3rd is this wish posted on here.
    11-28-08 11:44 PM
  9. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted - you are full of mites

    I would love to be pampered

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    11-28-08 11:44 PM
  10. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, the person who you would love to pamper you isn't the pamperer.

    I wish to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

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    11-28-08 11:50 PM
  11. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted - you are full of mites

    I would love to be pampered

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    Granted. Depends for life
    I wish my 18 year old daughter did not have a smart mouth

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    11-28-08 11:50 PM
  12. JORB's Avatar
    granted, but in turn she loses her mouth completely.

    I wish I wasn't bored.
    Last edited by JORB; 11-28-08 at 11:55 PM.
    11-28-08 11:51 PM
  13. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, you're on bbm with an *****.

    I wish for the perfect movie to see.

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    11-29-08 12:02 AM
  14. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    granted, except the tickets are $156 each and almost sold out.

    I wish I had an answer to my current situation.
    11-29-08 12:21 AM
  15. TheSultan's Avatar
    POOF! There's your answer but it's not the one you were looking for! lol

    I wish I had a job that paid more.
    11-29-08 12:27 AM
  16. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted, but it has to do with dead bodies.

    I wish my one cat liked to ride in the car (like my other one)
    11-29-08 12:29 AM
  17. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted but they leave you "gifts" due to their nervousness.

    I wish upon a star that it makes no difference who you are.

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    11-29-08 12:33 AM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but they leave you "gifts" due to their nervousness.

    I wish upon a star that it makes no difference who you are.

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    haha that's not granting my wish lol

    granted, but your wishes will always take 3 years to come true.

    I wish, i wish... i wish my pets could talk to me.
    11-29-08 12:35 AM
  19. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, buit you don't speak their language.

    I wish that I could make a difference.

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    11-29-08 12:42 AM
  20. exelant's Avatar
    Granted, but no one ever finds out it was you,

    I wish I didn't have to work for a living...

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    11-29-08 01:05 AM
  21. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you live in poverty.

    I wish I could of seen the Beatles in concert.

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    11-29-08 01:13 AM
  22. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted, but you were blind and deaf

    I wish I could find a man I could tolerate and one who could tolerate me and we'd live happily ever after.
    11-29-08 01:20 AM
  23. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but his mother-in-law who you can't stand lives with you.

    I wish a wishing well would work

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    11-29-08 01:23 AM
  24. JORB's Avatar
    granted, but you wish for evil things and eventually die.

    I wish the tv had something good on.
    11-29-08 01:43 AM
  25. Adrienne1214's Avatar
    Granted all the shows you love are on but the tv is broken.

    I wish I could sleep

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    11-29-08 01:46 AM
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