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  1. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    I already granted that wish. But I'll change it this time.

    Granted but they're all little people dressed as clowns and they never stop screwing around.

    I wish I was left handed

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    12-05-08 10:14 PM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but its because you were forced to learn it when the right stopped acting right.

    I wish clowns stopped screwing around.

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    12-05-08 10:19 PM
  3. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but they stop cheering you on.

    I wish my back didn't hurt.

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    12-05-08 10:26 PM
  4. wwarrior2469's Avatar
    Granted. You don't have a back (welcome to the circus, freak)

    I wish I was cooler

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    12-05-08 10:33 PM
  5. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted - so they start screwing each other.

    I wish I could get my hair AND nails done on the same day.
    12-05-08 10:33 PM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but they just yank them both out.

    I wish I weren't quite as cynical as I'm becoming.

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    12-05-08 10:44 PM
  7. wwarrior2469's Avatar
    Granted but you are super emotional and cry about everything. So pretty much you're a woman.

    I wish no one would get offended about my joke

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    12-05-08 10:53 PM
  8. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but then everyone would love you and you'd hate that more than anything.

    I wish I didn't have to give up my convenience key for Vlingo

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    12-05-08 11:06 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but now both convenience keys are stuck opening the same thing.

    I wish I could have discovered America and named it for myself.

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    12-06-08 03:10 AM
  10. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you did something dishonorable so when talking about you they say, "oh that sandman guy, he was a bad man. He stole from the rich to keep for himself, he learned how to skin a cat multiple ways, and he always put off till tomorrow what he could do today. And on top of all of it can you believe he named this country Turkbeckstanwayo? What a nitwit."

    I wish I could have french toast for breakfast.

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    12-06-08 08:59 AM
  11. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but the bread is moldy.

    I wish I was done Christmas shopping.

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    12-06-08 09:03 AM
  12. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you're on a budget of $5 a person.

    I wish my cat wasn't so noisy

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    12-06-08 09:07 AM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But she is smelly instead... "Smelly cat, smelly cat....."

    I wish some kid would know on my door and offer to shovel my snow for me

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    12-06-08 09:37 AM
  14. readingteacher05's Avatar
    Granted but while shoveling your snow he finds the a winning lottery ticket you lost and now he has your millions. I wish I didn't have to make any more car payments!

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    12-06-08 09:49 AM
  15. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you have a house payment now.

    I wish we get all the snow Chicago got!
    12-06-08 09:57 AM
  16. Peeps54's Avatar
    Granted, you get the accumulation of all the snow chicago has ever had.

    I wish it was 5pm.

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    12-06-08 10:33 AM
  17. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted: 5pm yesterday.

    I wish my computer would type like my BB. Like a double space added a period and the letter after a period was capitalized and when I type il it comes out I'll. Stupid computer, or my BB is making me stupid?
    12-06-08 10:51 AM
  18. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted. I want my computer to do the same. We BlackBerry addicts get spoiled.

    Same wish

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    12-06-08 10:59 AM
  19. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted: except it's not a qwerty keyboard so you have to relearn everything.

    I wish I knew what I wanted to do today.
    12-06-08 11:16 AM
  20. Peeps54's Avatar
    Granted, what you want to do is sit around thinking about what to do.

    I wish I had season tickets for the NY Rangers

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    12-06-08 11:23 AM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but due to a glitch in scheduling, they don't play any home games this season and the tickets are nonrefundable.

    I wish the weather was better here.

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    12-06-08 11:29 AM
  22. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted: It's sunny, 105*, and a sand storm outside

    I wish for a white christmas!
    12-06-08 11:44 AM
  23. Peeps54's Avatar
    Granted, now everyone calls you a racist.

    I wish my boss would listen to something other then the oldies station.

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    12-06-08 11:49 AM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it's your other least favorite music.

    I wish for all the tea in China...

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    12-06-08 12:36 PM
  25. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but everyone drinks coffee.

    I wish my Christmas shopping was finished.

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    12-06-08 01:14 PM
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