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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you never learn how to land.

    Granted but then spies would come along and make you watch the movie its from and then never let you go.

    I wish I had the motivation to write a book.

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    12-05-08 02:22 PM
  2. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted - but you're the only one who understands it.

    Wish you'd share what TPS is.
    12-05-08 02:31 PM
  3. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted. Top Porn Star.

    I wish I had a personal chef.
    12-05-08 03:44 PM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted to bad their last gig was in the big house so its slop and potatoes for you.

    I wish I could tyope w/ thesee gloves on!,

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    12-05-08 03:54 PM
  5. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but now you have frostbite and your fingers fell off.

    I wish it was May already so I can go to Cancun.
    12-05-08 03:56 PM
  6. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the climate shifts and it snows the entire time you're there.

    I wish I had a jester to entertain me.

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    12-05-08 04:01 PM
  7. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted - but it's 2058 and you're being pushed around in a wheelchair, and drool is leaking from your bottom lip.

    Wish the best of my wishes could come true.
    12-05-08 04:01 PM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but your worst nightmares come true also.

    I wish I didn't have to get old.

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    12-05-08 04:05 PM
  9. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted but the climate shifts and it snows the entire time you're there.

    I wish I had a jester to entertain me.

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    Granted - but his time is $100/min.

    Wish traffic will let me get home in 30 mins.
    12-05-08 04:41 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but its much worse next time you try to go work and you get written up for being late.

    I wish I had something to do tonight.

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    12-05-08 04:43 PM
  11. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted, but your worst nightmares come true also.

    I wish I didn't have to get old.

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    Granted - but after 800 years you're the only one of your species left.

    Wish I could continue this but traffic is calling.
    12-05-08 04:44 PM
  12. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted but its much worse next time you try to go work and you get written up for being late.

    I wish I had something to do tonight.

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    Granted - but the place gets raided and you spend the weekend in jail under false arrest.

    Wish it would rain after I get home.
    12-05-08 04:47 PM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted but it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and you have a sudden urge to build an ark and gather the animals 2x2... Well. You know the rest....

    I wish cn wouldn't play on his bb while in traffic!

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    12-05-08 05:21 PM
  14. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, But he dies peacefully in his sleep at home.

    I wish that it was ez to navigate cb on my bb as on my pc. ok?
    12-05-08 05:24 PM
  15. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, but you get a BB allergy and can not be within 20 feet of any form of blackberry.

    I wish I had a super pet.

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    12-05-08 06:26 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it expands to weigh and take up the same space as your pc also.

    I wish I had invented BB's.

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    12-05-08 06:28 PM
  17. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you have this expensive lawsuit over copyright infringement and...nevermind. Let's not revist the past.

    I wish that I could of seen the Beatles in concert once.
    12-05-08 06:33 PM
  18. j_p36's Avatar
    Granted, but you get a BB allergy and can not be within 20 feet of any form of blackberry.

    I wish I had a super pet.

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    Granted but your pet's power is relient on the us economy so right now instead of super he is deathly ill.

    I wish I had the ability to f
    Granted, but
    you get a BB allergy and can not be within 20 feet of any form of blackberry.

    I wish I had a super pet.

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    Granted but your pet's power is relient on the us economy so right now instead of super he is deathly ill.

    I wish I had the ability to fly.ly.

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    12-05-08 06:38 PM
  19. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted: you can fly, but the rest of the world can warp from place to place so your far inferior to the population.

    I wish I would see a ghost so that I could believe in something.

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    12-05-08 08:15 PM
  20. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then you're scared to death

    I wish I have a relaxing weekend
    12-05-08 08:47 PM
  21. ItsBets's Avatar
    Granted, but you're so relaxed that you fall into a deep coma for 10yrs

    I'd love to have some Hormel Pepperonis

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    12-05-08 08:56 PM
  22. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but it causes you to have another stomach ache and your out of tums from the last one. :-)

    I wish I had some of ItsBets lasangna
    12-05-08 09:13 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but a space alien secretly eats the lasagna, then disguises as it, and eats you.

    I wish I had my own cheerleader squad to help motivate me throughout the day.

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    12-05-08 09:47 PM
  24. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted, but they're all guys and they love doing the pyramid.

    I wish I wasn't single anymore

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    12-05-08 10:03 PM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but its someone who doesn't care for you, has no money and you find repulsive, but you just can't seem to break up with.

    I wish for same as above though.

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    12-05-08 10:10 PM
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