[the_sandman_454]

Granted but you never learn how to land.

Granted but then spies would come along and make you watch the movie its from and then never let you go.

I wish I had the motivation to write a book.

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[CNBrown1019]

Granted - but you're the only one who understands it.

Wish you'd share what TPS is.

[Cinn]

Granted. Top Porn Star.

I wish I had a personal chef.

[cerealberry]

Granted to bad their last gig was in the big house so its slop and potatoes for you.

I wish I could tyope w/ thesee gloves on!,

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[Cinn]

Granted but now you have frostbite and your fingers fell off.

I wish it was May already so I can go to Cancun.

[the_sandman_454]

Granted but the climate shifts and it snows the entire time you're there.

I wish I had a jester to entertain me.

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[CNBrown1019]

Granted - but it's 2058 and you're being pushed around in a wheelchair, and drool is leaking from your bottom lip.

Wish the best of my wishes could come true.

[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but your worst nightmares come true also.

I wish I didn't have to get old.

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[CNBrown1019]

Granted but the climate shifts and it snows the entire time you're there.

I wish I had a jester to entertain me.

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Granted - but his time is $100/min.

Wish traffic will let me get home in 30 mins.

[the_sandman_454]

Granted but its much worse next time you try to go work and you get written up for being late.

I wish I had something to do tonight.

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[CNBrown1019]

Granted, but your worst nightmares come true also.

I wish I didn't have to get old.

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Granted - but after 800 years you're the only one of your species left.

Wish I could continue this but traffic is calling.

[CNBrown1019]

Granted but its much worse next time you try to go work and you get written up for being late.

I wish I had something to do tonight.

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Granted - but the place gets raided and you spend the weekend in jail under false arrest.

Wish it would rain after I get home.

[cerealberry]

Granted but it rains for 40 days and 40 nights and you have a sudden urge to build an ark and gather the animals 2x2... Well. You know the rest....

I wish cn wouldn't play on his bb while in traffic!

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[BuddyL]

Granted, But he dies peacefully in his sleep at home.

I wish that it was ez to navigate cb on my bb as on my pc. ok?

[Blkbear]

Granted, but you get a BB allergy and can not be within 20 feet of any form of blackberry.

I wish I had a super pet.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but it expands to weigh and take up the same space as your pc also.

I wish I had invented BB's.

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[BuddyL]

Granted, but you have this expensive lawsuit over copyright infringement and...nevermind. Let's not revist the past.

I wish that I could of seen the Beatles in concert once.

[j_p36]

Granted, but you get a BB allergy and can not be within 20 feet of any form of blackberry.

I wish I had a super pet.

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Granted but your pet's power is relient on the us economy so right now instead of super he is deathly ill.

I wish I had the ability to f

Granted, but
you get a BB allergy and can not be within 20 feet of any form of blackberry.

I wish I had a super pet.

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Granted but your pet's power is relient on the us economy so right now instead of super he is deathly ill.

I wish I had the ability to fly.ly.

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[ItsBets]

Granted: you can fly, but the rest of the world can warp from place to place so your far inferior to the population.

I wish I would see a ghost so that I could believe in something.

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[BuddyL]

Granted, but then you're scared to death

I wish I have a relaxing weekend

[ItsBets]

Granted, but you're so relaxed that you fall into a deep coma for 10yrs

I'd love to have some Hormel Pepperonis

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[BuddyL]

Granted, but it causes you to have another stomach ache and your out of tums from the last one. :-)

I wish I had some of ItsBets lasangna

[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but a space alien secretly eats the lasagna, then disguises as it, and eats you.

I wish I had my own cheerleader squad to help motivate me throughout the day.

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[Blue_Snowflakes]

Granted, but they're all guys and they love doing the pyramid.

I wish I wasn't single anymore

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but its someone who doesn't care for you, has no money and you find repulsive, but you just can't seem to break up with.

I wish for same as above though.

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