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  1. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted, but the FCC mistook it for the Play Boy Station and took it off the air.

    I wish I could get my bonus TODAY.. and it's MORE than I expected
    12-05-08 12:33 PM
  2. UrbanD_Phx's Avatar
    Granted - but the Fed's take 98% of it

    I wish my company gave bonuses
    12-05-08 12:37 PM
  3. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you get a migraine and have to go to the ER, therefore your bonus is well spent on a bill.

    I wish I could go to Europe

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    12-05-08 12:38 PM
  4. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted, but it's a slow boat.

    Wish I could go to Europe, too.
    12-05-08 12:47 PM
  5. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but as soon as you land you have to immediately fly back.

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    12-05-08 12:54 PM
  6. cerealberry's Avatar
    I wish I could read mind so I knew what blue's wish was

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    12-05-08 01:12 PM
  7. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    .. and your wish..
    12-05-08 01:13 PM
  8. cerealberry's Avatar
    That was my wish

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    12-05-08 01:15 PM
  9. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted but you get a bill for watching it.

    I wish I could get my PIBB to work.

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    12-05-08 01:17 PM
  10. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    I wish I could read mind so I knew what blue's wish was

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    Granted, but it wasn't pretty..

    I wish my b/f would surprise me with a 2009 new car
    12-05-08 01:18 PM
  11. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted...but he hit a dump truck delivering it to you and now its filled w/poo

    My wish is to end world hunger
    12-05-08 01:28 PM
  12. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Hahaha sorry guys! Brain fart.
    I wish I was motivated.

    Granted! But he sticks you with the bill.

    I wish I had a porkchop!

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    12-05-08 01:28 PM
  13. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted. You go out to a nice restraunt and order a pork chop. It's delicious. It's the best pork chop you ever had. It's so good, in fact, that you order two more. They are somehow even better than the first. You are in heaven. Moans of pleasure are heard throughout the restraunt as you mow down on your chops. You are stuffed full, but you have to have one more. You can't help yourself! So you order one last one. It's somehow even better! You are amazed! You are almost in tears at the amazing pork chops that you will have this evening, and you do start to cry when they tell you the restraunt is closing. You go back the next day as soon as they open, and order 5 more, and each is even better than the previous one. You spend the whole day there eating pork chops and not going to work, and the following week is the same. Pork chops from open till close, you just can't get enough!

    Then you realize that you have put on 60 pounds, but you don't care. You have to have your pork chops. They are simply amazing.

    But you get fired from your job, and your friends start to get very worried. At the end of the month, you have trippled in weight, lost your job, and sold your car and your house to fund your habit... Finally your friends try to help you, but you tell them all that you can quit whenever you want, but you secretly know that you can't. Then the money runs out. The restraunt serves you for one more day till they realize that you can't pay your bill, and they call the police. When the police show up, you make a run for it and dive out the window, and jump into the river. As you float downstream, the police radio ahead to try to catch you. You realize this and swim to the bank and crawl out into the woods, where you can hear the choppers overhead and the dogs already on your trail. You run deeper and deeper into the forest, dodging shrubs and low-hanging tree branches, until you fall down a hill. As you lay at the bottom, broken and battered, you finally realize that you threw your whole life away for a pork chop. With your last breath, you curse the very food that brought so much joy to you and so much sorrow to those closest to you...


    I wish someone will top that!
    12-05-08 01:42 PM
  14. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    DERN!!! Sounds like you're speaking from experience.. LOL
    12-05-08 01:49 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but then you have to top their topping of it using a BB rather than a computer.

    I wish I could type faster on my bb.

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    12-05-08 01:50 PM
  16. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but you type so fast, your BB breaks.

    I wish my nose wasn't sore from blowing it all day.
    12-05-08 01:51 PM
  17. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but then they would make you feel bad.

    I wish I had jef's imagination.

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    12-05-08 01:52 PM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but this is all you get..... "And then you became a vegatable in a nursing home, the end"

    That was fricken hilarious. I'm crying.

    I wish I didn't have such a terrible habit with these god forsaken pork chops.

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    12-05-08 01:53 PM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you have to go into rehab for a few months.

    I wish I had something funny to wish for.

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    12-05-08 01:57 PM
  20. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted. As George Carlin (I think) said, anything can be funny. So wish for anything and we can make it funny.

    I wish most girls really did find a sense of humor as sexy as they say...

    12-05-08 02:01 PM
  21. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but no one can grant it.

    I hope they don't take my pork chops away from me in rehab. That would be detrimental to my health, for real.

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    12-05-08 02:02 PM
  22. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but those of us who do are already taken.

    I wish I could get my PIBB working.

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    12-05-08 02:03 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you first have to file innumerable TPS reports.

    I wish I had a beer.

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    12-05-08 02:05 PM
  24. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but its miller lite *gag*

    I wish I knew how to fly.

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    12-05-08 02:09 PM
  25. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but it is non-alcholic.

    Wish I new what tps was.

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    12-05-08 02:09 PM
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