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  1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but they turn you into sugar plums and hit on you.

    I wish I could skip this month.

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    12-04-08 09:40 PM
  2. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but the dancing in your head gives you a pounding headache.

    I will wish we'll work well when we're wanting wurst

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    12-04-08 09:43 PM
  3. vndlewis's Avatar
    Ii have no idea so I can't grant your wish. Sorry.

    I wish buddy could talk again.

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    12-04-08 11:26 PM
  4. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then you can understand him and you realize that...Hey! That's me!!

    I wish I was as beloved as my ego says I am

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    12-05-08 01:06 AM
  5. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Granted but you are only beloved by your ego, which just commited
    suicide.

    I wish I were not terrified of lightning.
    12-05-08 01:15 AM
  6. wwarrior2469's Avatar
    Granted but you are now afraid of soap.

    I wish I had a nickel

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    12-05-08 01:20 AM
  7. amazinglygraceless's Avatar
    Granted but it is the only money you will ever have for the rest
    of your natural born days.

    I wish I could debate Sean Hannity (putz)
    12-05-08 01:27 AM
  8. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but people realize you are a bigger putz.

    I wish for brand new BlackBerries for EVERYONE!

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    12-05-08 05:43 AM
  9. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    granted but all the screens are broken!

    I wish for warmer weather?
    12-05-08 06:41 AM
  10. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.... You meant the fruit, yes?

    I wish I could dance in the nutcracker ballet.

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    12-05-08 06:42 AM
  11. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    granted but you have 2 left feet!

    I wish I could have something to eat right now!
    12-05-08 06:46 AM
  12. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but then the summers get colder.

    Granted, but only in the privacy of your own bedroom.

    I wish for larger genetalia! (I can't see how this could possibly go wrong!!!!!)

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    12-05-08 06:47 AM
  13. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but it's your least favorite food.

    I wish I wasn't always late to post!

    And I wish it wasn't Ding who beat me!

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    12-05-08 06:50 AM
  14. cerealberry's Avatar
    A. Granted.... But alas, it does go very very wrong!

    B. I wish i could have dinner w/ antonio banderez (and be able to spell his name!)

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    12-05-08 06:50 AM
  15. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but he's an arse.

    I wish I could have seen Led Zeppelin live in concert.

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    12-05-08 06:52 AM
  16. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but then bigger isn't always better.

    I wish I had a pecanbon from Cinnabon right now.



    ok so that was super late and in response to the bigger genitalia wish
    12-05-08 06:52 AM
  17. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted when u put the picture up, but that's all you get.

    I wish for a new car but none of the payments.

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    12-05-08 06:53 AM
  18. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but it only runs on diamonds.

    I wish I was home in bed.
    12-05-08 06:56 AM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But then you get arrested for grand theft auto and have a cellmate named jake who finds you "perty as a peach"

    I wish I could follow this thread today!!! Lol

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    12-05-08 06:56 AM
  20. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    Granted, but it's your least favorite food.

    I wish I wasn't always late to post!

    And I wish it wasn't Ding who beat me!

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    Granted but I will always post before you!
    12-05-08 06:58 AM
  21. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    Granted... But then you get arrested for grand theft auto and have a cellmate named jake who finds you "perty as a peach"

    I wish I could follow this thread today!!! Lol

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    Granted but you will not beable to respond!

    I wish I could have a long vacation!
    12-05-08 06:58 AM
  22. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    No you won't!

    D'OH!!!

    I wish I could take a 2 hour nap.

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    12-05-08 07:00 AM
  23. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Sorry. Granted, it's a permanent vacation and you are sleepin wit da fishes!

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    12-05-08 07:01 AM
  24. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted but you will need to find another job and won't be able to find one.

    I wish I could go back to sleep.

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    12-05-08 07:01 AM
  25. dingleberry_2621's Avatar
    granted but your eyes ae taped open!

    I wish Jef wasn't such a dork!
    12-05-08 07:06 AM
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