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  1. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted, but all of them turned to chik-tufu

    I wish my boss will take the next 3 weeks as vacation.
    12-04-08 03:10 PM
  2. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted, but you will not paid during that time.

    I wish I could find a job.

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    12-04-08 03:13 PM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it gets shut down by the health inspector before it even opens

    I wish I could cook.

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    12-04-08 03:17 PM
  4. hooversalem9876's Avatar
    Granted but its none stop chop stix.

    I wish for a new black berry.

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    12-04-08 03:21 PM
  5. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted but everything is disabled.

    I wish I had ecough energy to get up.

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    12-04-08 03:25 PM
  6. JavaRia's Avatar
    Poof GRANTED.....but now you fell and broke your hip

    i wish it would snow
    12-04-08 03:33 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it only snows directly on you, indoors or out.

    I wish fish could swim in air.

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    12-04-08 03:51 PM
  8. wwarrior2469's Avatar
    granted but you get eaten.

    I wish I could breathe underwater
    12-04-08 03:55 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but you get eaten.

    I wish to not be eaten by flying fish.

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    12-04-08 04:03 PM
  10. vndlewis's Avatar
    Granted instead you are eaten by a flying squirrel.

    I wish I didn't have to use free Wi-fi.

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    12-04-08 04:06 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it suddenly becomes completely unavailible.

    I wish m BB had wi-fi.

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    12-04-08 04:26 PM
  12. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you now have the only BB with WiFi. You are run out of town because your wish removed Wifi from everyone else's BB that had wifi !

    I wish for a wish writing lawyer, that can write iron clad bullet/evil genie proof wishes!
    12-04-08 04:29 PM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the lawyer uses that ability for his own advantage instead.

    I wish lawyers were an endangered species.

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    12-04-08 04:40 PM
  14. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but there would me mass chaos!

    I wish for a decent grade on my finally finished term paper!
    12-04-08 04:49 PM
  15. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... It comes back A-, but then you get called into dean's office for plagery and get kick out of school and must spend remainder of your days saying "would you like fries w/ that?'

    I wish I had a big box of fries right now....ymmmmm

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    12-04-08 05:34 PM
  16. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but someone else stole it and turned it in, and when you try you get expelled for plagarism.

    I wish there was something decent on TV.

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    12-04-08 05:35 PM
  17. cerealberry's Avatar
    Lol!! Sandman. We are on the same thought train!!

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    12-04-08 05:44 PM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    You're so mean! Jk. There's an extension on the extension. Haha I declined the offer. I didn't spend 10 hrs of the last 8 weeks writing this for another extension. This is the last class of the semester. w00t.

    Granted- but there's no sound on the tv.

    I wish my teacher wasn't so LAME. He's a twerp.

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    12-04-08 06:30 PM
  19. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted....but then he gets hit by a bus and is truly lamed and you feel guilty for suggesting it!

    I wish re-run season didn't start so early.

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    12-04-08 07:47 PM
  20. Blkbear's Avatar
    Granted, you are forced to buy a TIVO and now never have time to watch all the shows you can't watch during re-run season, that you didn't see the first time.

    I wish for a new TIVO with HD.
    12-04-08 09:12 PM
  21. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but they're crappy first run episodes

    I wish wishing wells worked within weason

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    12-04-08 09:12 PM
  22. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But then all w's become F's... And now your fishing fells forked!

    I wish my dog would stop shedding

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    12-04-08 09:16 PM
  23. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but then your dog over heats.

    I wish wishing will work Wednesday when whistling while working

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    12-04-08 09:19 PM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you can't speak anymore without using alliteration, people quickly tire of it and beat you with rubber hoses.

    I wish cars could fly.

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    12-04-08 09:26 PM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But noone has perfected landing.. Making parking lots large auto wrecker dumps!

    I wish I could dream about sugar plum fairies tonite

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    12-04-08 09:35 PM
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