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  1. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, you wear a chastity belt with no key.

    I wish my dishwasher wasn't broken.

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    Well, this was the last one I saw, so.....

    Granted, but s/he won't put out after marriage.

    I wish I had more BBM friends who could talk to me overnight while I'm stuck at work and trying to stay awake while a large majority of the country is still sleeping.....

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    12-03-08 04:28 AM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted, but then your boss increases your workload, making it impossible for you to find time to chat!

    I wish 6am wouldn't come some quickly!! Yawn

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    12-03-08 06:49 AM
  3. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, now you juisy do nothing but sleep. (Wait, is that a bad thing :-)

    I wish to have a good day

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    12-03-08 11:31 AM
  4. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but you have a bad tomorrow.

    I wish I could type faster to make this term paper go away... (No I still haven't written it, going to the library now, but there was an extension granted, haha!)
    12-03-08 12:00 PM
  5. BuddyL's Avatar
    (Thanks for the explanation. I thought it was due last week)

    Granted, but you make too many typos abd fail.

    I wish you would pass your class

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    12-03-08 12:17 PM
  6. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    (HAHAHA!!! It was due yesterday, I was sick monday [conveniently], prof emailed everyone saying it's extended until, if not tomorrow, then Sunday)

    Granted but only barely (not really)

    I wish I had $1million real, good US Dollars.
    Last edited by Blue_Snowflakes; 12-03-08 at 12:26 PM. Reason: Typo...haha
    12-03-08 12:25 PM
  7. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but everybody started to take Euros.

    Same wish

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    12-03-08 12:33 PM
  8. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted, but it disintegrates when exposed to oxygen.

    Wish I worked closer to where I live.
    Last edited by CNBrown1019; 12-03-08 at 12:52 PM.
    12-03-08 12:48 PM
  9. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you hate your job

    I wish that next year is as good as this year.

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    12-03-08 01:13 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but they go downhill steadily after that for at least 3...

    I wish cleaning wasn't such a hassle.

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    12-03-08 01:16 PM
  11. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Granted, but you were diagnosed with OCD and became one of Mary Maid's top producers.
    12-03-08 01:56 PM
  12. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Where's your wish?
    12-03-08 02:02 PM
  13. CNBrown1019's Avatar
    Oops.. sorry.

    I wish I all my credit cards were paid OFF
    12-03-08 02:21 PM
  14. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted: but you have an outrageous car payment.

    I wish the runts that just came into the library, where it WAS nice and quiet, were quiet. Like WHISPERING! AHHHH!!!
    Last edited by Blue_Snowflakes; 12-03-08 at 02:42 PM. Reason: Changed wish!
    12-03-08 02:28 PM
  15. STYLN's Avatar
    granted - but they are all wispering in yur ear @ the same time!

    i wish people wld learn our language b4 moving here and calling me and yelling @ me in sum foreign language i dont understand anyhow!
    12-03-08 02:56 PM
  16. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But they still continue to call you from bangalore india,, because our companies purchase cheap labor there

    I wish this train would go faster...

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    12-03-08 05:16 PM
  17. contractors_wife's Avatar
    Granted, but the brakes go out.

    I wish money grew on trees

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    12-03-08 05:45 PM
  18. Blue_Snowflakes's Avatar
    Granted but those trees only grow in antarctica.

    I wish my ADD wasn't so bad!

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    12-03-08 06:26 PM
  19. wwarrior2469's Avatar
    Granted but you are on ritalin and you don't do anything

    I wish I was off work

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    12-03-08 07:02 PM
  20. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you have to do it again tomorrow.

    I'm dreaming of a wish Christmas
    12-03-08 07:06 PM
  21. Blkbear's Avatar
    You Christmas wish is granted, to me, and I'm VERY confused when your wish shows up in my kitchen.

    I wish for a danger free holiday.

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    12-03-08 07:22 PM
  22. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the runup to the holiday is the most dangerous ever, including you learning to juggle chainsaws to provide entertainment...

    I wish I understood people.

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    12-03-08 08:09 PM
  23. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But then they rewrite the manual

    I wish I was tri-lingual

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    12-03-08 08:13 PM
  24. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but nobody speaks any of the languages you know anymore.

    I wish they'd stop rewriting the manual for understanding people.

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    12-03-08 08:29 PM
  25. ItsBets's Avatar
    Denied as the genie hasn't a clue what a wish Christmas is. Hehe

    I wish I could my my favrite lost slipper!!!!

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    12-03-08 08:31 PM
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