Granted, but it turns out a volcano under it has suddenly became active, and you more or less find yourself living the plot of the movie Volcano except everyone gets coated with lava instead.
granted! it was remade with an all star cast and plenty of boobage and destruction, exploding cars and people, gratuitous sex scenes, lots of foul language and not politically correct either. the only place that will show this movie is in west africa where the popcorn is stale but the butter is fresh.
i wish the government would pass a law requiring all p0rn industries from magazines to videos and internet to pay a 5% tax and give me all the proceeds!
i wish the government would pass a law requiring all p0rn industries from magazines to videos and internet to pay a 5% tax and give me all the proceeds!
Granted, but the current proceeds happens to be tube socks full of spooge, which for some odd reason you are VERY happy to receive. (yeah I said that, and of yeah Ewwww!)
Granted, the beverages cost less, but then so many people buy them that they run out of raw materials to make more before you can get to the store to get even one.
Granted, people are giving you money left and right for well, no good reason.... problem is you have a gun glued to your hand, making them all assume the worst, and as luck would have it, you glued your lips shut as well and can't explain that you don't want their money. Sadly you can't defend yourself in court to explain and you are thrown in prison for several years for armed robbery.
Oh and you never get that gun unglued, too bad it's only a movie prop.
I wish I got paid today and could buy my new laptop now!
Granted, but hidden in the software licenses was the requirement that you become Bill Gates' personal servant for one year. This was a bad day to skip reading the agreement and click "agree".
granted. there are no more holidays as of now and the world goes into a terrible emotional depression and suicide rates climb as do violent crimes and it is all tracked back to your wish and you become the most hated man on earth known as "the man who killed christmas".
Granted! But now every new cell phone is built with a small kryptonite chip in it for unknown reasons and you are virtually powerless and wimpy, except in the remote reaches of the Amazon basin or Sahara desert.
Granted, your pits are now bottomless, but that's because they're really black holes, and they ultimately rip you in half before they destroy the world.
I wish the government would drop the $1 coin idea so we can keep making it rain vs making it hail.
Granted. But consuming that kind of pie in public is against the law so you end up in jail for 90 days.
I wish for the audio from tonight's performance of You and I by Gaga and Sugarland on the Grammy Nominations concert is made available on iTunes/Amazon/etc......
Granted, you get the wish the and there are no longer any genie. But as luck would have it, you get instead wishing trolls. Thanks to you the internet is FULL of wishing Trolls and all bets are off on how well they take over for the genies.
Thank Sandman.... I'm up to my rump in Troll Hair!
I wish for a troll doll, to help save Sandman from harm.
Granted and Poof the answer is always meerkats squared, no matter what number you divide by zero with. And thanks to you the world is plunged into another dark age as everyone tries to figure out this new, new math. Of course calculators are shorting out, because of the new meerkat rules of math.