1. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, everyone was then stupid enough to quit their jobs except you, and you're now supporting them all through your taxes.

    I wish there were no more personal or corporate subsidies.
    11-04-11 05:07 AM
  2. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. Despite the joy with which I declare the government did not involve itself at all in the dealings of capitalism, the resulting closure of large banks resulted in millions losing their savings, the mass foreclosure of millions of homes, and put an end to any lending for homes, cars, vehicles, etc. for the next 20 years.
    You were one of those millions.

    I wish the govt had never incentivized high risk lending in the first place.
    11-04-11 11:31 AM
  3. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but then high risk people whine incessantly about "the man" trying to keep them down, and they're annoying because if they made the right decisions in life they could have improved their situation.

    I wish people didn't feel entitled to expensive things like homes, plasma tv's, luxury cars, etc.
    11-04-11 12:03 PM
  4. highjakker's Avatar
    wish granted. we now live in a communist state and mindset, comrade, and everyone walks or rides a bike and a 20" black and white tv is the shiznit!

    i wish bird droppings were as valuable as gold!
    11-07-11 09:19 AM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but then gold would be as worthless as dirt since there will be an abundance of it.

    I wish there were no socialists or communists around who feel entitled to my things and/or my money.
    11-07-11 05:15 PM
  6. jlb21's Avatar
    Granted, but before the wish is enacted, I have taken all of your things and money.

    I wish Peter Gabriel would reunite with Genesis and tour again with The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway!
    11-08-11 12:28 PM
  7. highjakker's Avatar
    wish granted. you are the only one who sees the show......anytime.....ever.

    i wish britney spears would just go ahead and do porn.
    11-08-11 01:30 PM
  8. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but she takes the place of someone people really want to see and you get beaten senseless by the crowd who you've caused to be disappointed by your suggestion.

    I wish it would only rain when I deem it to be convenient.
    11-08-11 09:22 PM
  9. trucky's Avatar
    Granted, but the plumper ladies have become all the rage, leaving the skinny ones out to pasture.

    I wish I could pull off a Clark Gable mustache.
    11-10-11 06:48 AM
  10. highjakker's Avatar
    wish granted. the next time you see clark gable you will be able to pull his mustache off his lip.

    i wish i didn't have to shave.
    11-10-11 09:06 AM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but all the womenfolk in your life present and future take this to mean you like hair, and they stop shaving everything.

    I wish I had a fish
    11-10-11 02:57 PM
  12. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. here is your new marlin....tank not included.

    i wish i had an indoor swimming pool.
    11-11-11 09:22 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the genie makes you store my fish in there.

    I wish I had the ability to change teleprompters worldwide.
    11-11-11 12:59 PM
  14. Blkbear's Avatar
    I wish I had the ability to change teleprompters worldwide.
    Granted, but you are drunk the day you get access, and type in... "For a good time, call The_Sandman" leaving all your phone numbers and addresses (home, work and party house), to scroll endlessly for hours.... problem is this day there is a massive worldwide teleprompter glitch (you knew it was coming) and the message on the teleprompters is broadcast worldwide on every TV and outdoor scrolling/video/digital sign on the planet. Which as you know gets you calls and visits from every creepy creep that cares to seek you out for a good time, for years to come. And as luck would have it, they care, they really really REALLY care to seek you out. (but of course!)

    And most of the creeps look like Bouncers with Blackberry Protect Shield tattoos (with stinky pits).

    I wish for sunshine, clear skies and warm weather for 72 hours! (in the greater Seattle area)
    Last edited by BlkBear; 11-12-11 at 12:43 PM.
    11-12-11 12:41 PM
  15. highjakker's Avatar
    wish granted. in the year 2059 from june 4th-june 7th the weather will be sunny, clear skies and warm.

    i wish i had a million us dollars that i had to spend in 30 days.
    11-14-11 12:39 PM
  16. bluedragonfly's Avatar
    Granted but you have to go shopping with teenage girls who tell you that every purchase you made shows what utter lack of fashion sense you have and that you should have known not to mix plaid with leopard print.

    I wish for a Dvd that even my kids can't scratch up...

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    11-14-11 05:37 PM
  17. highjakker's Avatar
    wish granted. all your DVDs are now transferred over onto cardboard.

    i wish i had a 50" flat screen tv in every room of my house.
    11-15-11 10:01 AM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the genie for some reason glued them in place with the screen facing the wall.

    I wish the off topic section was more lively, like it used to be.
    11-15-11 05:37 PM
  19. bluedragonfly's Avatar
    Granted now that I'm back in blackberry this place will perk right up!

    I wish I could stop getting jehovahs witnesses' pamphlets stuck in my door....

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    11-15-11 07:09 PM
  20. Blkbear's Avatar
    I wish I could stop getting jehovahs witnesses' pamphlets stuck in my door....
    Granted, only now instead of the pamphlets you now get the actual Jehovah's witnesses stuck to your door, in fact your door is the biggest Jehovah's witnesses magnet on the planet and once stuck to the door, they are never unstuck.

    I wish for a nice juicy steak for dinner.
    11-15-11 09:55 PM
  21. highjakker's Avatar
    wish granted. your steak is soo juicy that each time you try to slice it, bite it or stick a fork in it a quart of steak juice squirts out in a 5' radius.

    i wish for whirled peas.
    11-16-11 09:03 AM
  22. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the genie thought you said "world peace", so, everyone stops fighting and economies based on producing military hardware collapse, ironically ending the period of world peace.

    I wish I had some stills, aka weapons of mash destruction.
    11-16-11 03:34 PM
  23. Blkbear's Avatar

    I wish I had some stills, aka weapons of mash destruction.
    Granted, you wake up, next to a pig (with a smile on it's face) shoeless, nearly toothless and wearing a straw hat, and patched overalls. You have at least three stills out back with your wife watching over them with her shoot gun (used at your wedding no doubt).

    I wish I had my dream computer!
    11-16-11 09:01 PM
  24. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. you have a computer that only works when you are dreaming.

    i wish marijuana was legal.
    11-17-11 09:24 AM
  25. C.Knowledge's Avatar
    Granted, it is now legal but now lighters and matches are illegal.

    I wish there was more sun in the uk
    11-19-11 01:20 AM
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