1. jlb21's Avatar
    You do. But you are stuck in the fortress of solitude and can never leave.

    I wish that Tom Welling and Erica Durance were the stars of the new Supes movie....
    04-26-11 07:51 AM
  2. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but the movie inadvertently contained real classified material, which caused the movie and the cast to be locked up forever.

    I wish I had my own country.
    04-26-11 09:51 AM
  3. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. You are now the proud owner of Sandtopolous, a 12x12 foot island entirely devoid of natural resources. Oh, and due to your lack of power and world influence (and also due to the lack of deoderant on Sandtopolous) no other country will trade with you.

    I wish for world peace.
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    04-26-11 10:25 AM
  4. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, the genie places a bowl of whirled peas in front of you.

    I wish for cheap fuel.
    04-26-11 11:20 AM
  5. jlb21's Avatar
    Granted, but you have to eat Chilli for every meal to power your car.

    I wish concert tickets weren't so damn expensive.
    04-26-11 12:05 PM
  6. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. concert tickets are now FREE but admission to the venue is now over $200/person.

    i wish i had the best internet service here.
    04-27-11 08:57 AM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the best internet service there happens to be an old 1200baud modem on a crappy old phone line.

    I wish I could get cable internet where I live.
    04-27-11 03:03 PM
  8. highjakker's Avatar
    granted but it costs $5.00/minute.

    i wish everyone had free hi speed DSL.
    04-29-11 08:09 AM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the internet slows down to a crawl because everyone is using so much more content it clogs things up.

    I wish the sticks in my yard would remove themselves...
    04-29-11 08:57 AM
  10. jlb21's Avatar
    They do. But they end up in your neighbor's yard and they end up taking you to small claims court.

    I wish the current version of Styx did away with the "newbie" guys and they brought back Dennis DeYoung.
    04-29-11 09:05 AM
  11. highjakker's Avatar
    granted but he now goes by "mr. roboto" and every new album release has a new or remixed version of "mr. roboto"

    i wish there would be another era like the 90s grunge movement.
    04-29-11 09:49 AM
  12. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but there would be too much interesting music and we would have to have multiple ipods full of music.

    I wish the games were more popular.
    04-29-11 10:45 AM
  13. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted but it is only tic tac toe.

    I wish I had a bowl of ice cream right now.

    By the way.

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    04-29-11 12:48 PM
  14. highjakker's Avatar
    granted...but it's cow manure flavored organically fresh ice-cream.

    i wish gas prices would fall and stay below $1.00 forever.
    04-29-11 01:11 PM
  15. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted. But now you are only allowed to ride a bike.

    I wish that there was no manure flavored icecream.

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    04-29-11 01:33 PM
  16. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. like some homemade urine-cream? it's fresh!!

    i wish i was having steak for dinner.
    04-29-11 01:46 PM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, someone mistakes you for a vampire while you're eating your nice rare steak and puts a stake through your heart...

    I wish firewood would split and stack itself.
    04-29-11 03:19 PM
  18. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. It splits itself over your head and piles itself on your painstruck body.
    I wish I had a big plate of bacon.

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    05-01-11 10:14 AM
  19. pawlwawl06's Avatar
    Granted...you eat enormous amounts of bacon and receive a heart attack.

    I wish I could party with Charlie Sheen

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    05-01-11 08:51 PM
  20. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. After too much coke and alcohol, Charlie mistakes you for someone female. Oops. He realizes his mistake the next morning.

    I wish I had a pet tiger, a shark tank, and a short minion with a knife-edge boiler cap.

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    05-01-11 08:56 PM
  21. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted.. Unfortunately, genie is getting old and his powers aren't what they use to be... Ergo, you wind up in a shark tank, trying to pet the ferocious tiger, who would rather have the petite filet mignion and boiled mushroom caps you are cutting with that very dull-edged knife.....

    I wish spring would have sprung in chicago already.

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    05-03-11 07:46 PM
  22. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, the springs on car in Chicago are now sprung, and nobody can go anywhere now.

    I wish for a nice rare steak.
    05-03-11 10:49 PM
  23. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. it's in your backyard now eating the lawn...here's an ax too.

    i wish i had season tickets in a luxury box for the redskins.
    05-04-11 07:47 AM
  24. jlb21's Avatar
    Granted, but you have a pole in your way.

    I wish we were definitively going to have football this season.
    05-04-11 09:41 AM
  25. trucky's Avatar
    Football is on but the new league rules were drafted to reflect the current correctness and diversity requirements. The semi-naked pygmies are allowed to have a team as well as the girlyman guys and the transgender thrashers. Inter-league play promises to be interesting.

    I wish the work week was 2 days and the weekend was 5 :-)
    05-04-11 12:53 PM
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