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  1. ponyboy123123's Avatar
    Granted, but you are cast as Mario and are stuck running back and forth on a pile of bricks for ever and ever.

    I wish the Red Wings would win the Stanley Cup
    04-14-11 08:12 AM
  2. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. but on the flight home from the game the plane crashes and there are no survivors.


    i wish i had the job as lotion applier for the swedish female swimsuit team.
    04-14-11 01:22 PM
  3. hootyhoo's Avatar
    Granted. However they now weigh 300lbs each and are interviewing for The Biggest Loser.

    I wish I lived in Hawaii.

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-14-11 01:27 PM
  4. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. but hawaii is now encountering the most volcanic action in it's history and you didn't purchase lava insurance.

    i wish i had a private jet staffed with pilots and had a free fuel credit card.
    04-15-11 08:04 AM
  5. ponyboy123123's Avatar
    Granted, but jet crashes on a desert island and all you have is a bunch of dead bodies and a credit card that is paid for........

    I wish I was in Disneyland........
    04-15-11 10:53 AM
  6. highjakker's Avatar
    GRANTED. but all the rides are being renovated and the gift shops have been closed down for importing defective chinese merchandise and the restaurants are closed for health code violations. but you can still get your face painted for $300.


    i wish i got 10% of all gate proceeds from the NASCAR circuit.
    04-15-11 01:08 PM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, unfortunately the government decided to mandate free admission to all races and related activities. 10% of nothing is still nothing.

    I wish people could utilize proper grammar.
    04-15-11 04:20 PM
  8. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. We just choose to not do so.
    I wish my 9650 had a touch screen.
    04-15-11 05:13 PM
  9. middbrew's Avatar
    Granted. You can now touch your screen as much as you like. Sorry it doesn't have any functionality.

    I wish VZW would have renewed Paul Marcarelli contract.
    04-15-11 11:01 PM
  10. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted. You can now touch your screen as much as you like. Sorry it doesn't have any functionality.

    I wish VZW would have renewed Paul Marcarelli contract.
    Granted but the genie is hard of hearing and renewed VZW's contract with Putrid Macaroni even though he didn't think your request made any sense.

    I wish I had a genius to write an incorruptable wish for me.
    04-16-11 12:04 AM
  11. highjakker's Avatar
    granted but the genius is still human after all and all proceeds went to benefit him/her.


    i wish liveprofile worked as well as BBM.
    04-18-11 08:52 AM
  12. jlb21's Avatar
    Granted, but you are having lucid dreams as nothing is as good as BBM.

    I wish the Bold Touch were out today!
    04-18-11 11:57 AM
  13. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, you can touch the Bold today whether you're or not.

    I wish to be the world's most powerful wizard...
    04-18-11 04:20 PM
  14. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. you are from here on out known as harry potter and you look just like him too.


    i wish i could turn invisible whenever i wanted to.
    04-18-11 04:31 PM
  15. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but you can't control when you become visible again, which creates some interesting situations...

    I wish I had an aquarium
    04-18-11 06:27 PM
  16. highjakker's Avatar
    granted. here's one empty aquarium made out of black glass.


    i wish i had an indoor pool at my house.
    04-19-11 09:07 AM
  17. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted. Your sump pump quits working and your basement floods.

    I wish I could use your microwave to use to experiment with metal objects in so I don't need to ruin mine.
    04-20-11 07:04 PM
  18. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But when you set my house a fire. I sue you for yours and your microwave.. Judge grants my request and makes you my indentured seervant for 3 yrs.



    I wish I had a house boy

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    04-20-11 07:18 PM
  19. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but he is very hostile and speaks a language known only to him.

    I wish I had a chef.
    04-20-11 07:22 PM
  20. highjakker's Avatar
    granted but he is very angry, big and menacing and takes it personally if you don't enjoy his cuisine which is based on a mysterious meat. have you seen your cat lately?


    i wish i had scarlett johannsson, katy perry, charlize theron, evangeline lilly, jessica biel and ginnifer goodwin as my personal concubines who will tend to every one of my needs with 100% enthusiasm.
    04-21-11 08:52 AM
  21. jlb21's Avatar
    Granted, but I get them first.

    I wish ScoJo was, in fact, cast in a Jenna Jameson biopic......
    04-21-11 01:15 PM
  22. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted, but it's never released in the US because of how sexual it is. I manage to obtain the only copy.

    I wish CrackBerry had more going on (and that jlb21 would buy me a Playbook).
    04-24-11 10:51 PM
  23. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but it has so much going on that BB devices cang seem to keep up. Also, the requested person bought a playbook intending to give it to you but tried using it first and found they liked it too much. They gave you a fruit cake instead.

    I wish I had a zillion US dollars that were not counterfit.
    04-25-11 01:00 AM
  24. SCrid2000's Avatar
    Granted. Aside from zillion not being a number, the value of US currency plummets to less than nothing as a result of Obama's presidency. You actually owe everyone else money because of the zillion dollars you have.

    I wish more was going on here in OT.
    04-25-11 11:15 PM
  25. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted. Aside from zillion not being a number, the value of US currency plummets to less than nothing as a result of Obama's presidency. You actually owe everyone else money because of the zillion dollars you have.

    I wish more was going on here in OT.
    Granted but then it wouldn't be boring, and so many people would participate that it crashed the servers.

    I wish I had super powers...
    04-26-11 02:08 AM
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