granted...but it's the same as parts one and two and megan fox showcased her toe-thumb ALOT!
i wish a sex video of megan fox and jessica biel would surface and i had the only copy.
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granted...but it's the same as parts one and two and megan fox showcased her toe-thumb ALOT!
i wish a sex video of megan fox and jessica biel would surface and i had the only copy.
Granted, but they find out and come knocking at your door with a shotgun.
I wish I was taller. ( I am 1.73m tall now :()
Granted. But you are also as wide as you are tall.
I wish that I was fishing.
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Granted, but you hook a killer shark...the biggest in the country...and its still flapping about, waiting for the chance to sink its teeth into your neck. (No, its not a killer vampire shark)
I wish I knew every vocab word in French.
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granted but someone only taught you naughty words..
I wish I was in the Caribbean.
granted but a tsunami is headed your way and the airports are closed.
i wish i could go and see the pyramids in egypt.
granted but they wrap you up like a mummy and take out your tongue.
I wish it was 8 so i can be out..
granted. but your curfew is at 8:30.
i wish it weren't raining.
granted but its snowing...
wish i wasnt boredd...
granted. now you have a rabid raccoon running amok in your house!
i wish the weekends were 4 days long.
Granted.. However in order to appease the far right.. 3 extra days have been added to the calendar.. Mofoday, uberday and flubberday.. Therefore, you now must work 6 days before you can receive your 4 day weekend... Enjoy!
I wish I had a larger shoe closet
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Granted but now all your shoes have wholes in it because of the dog in your house.
Wish I had Channing Tatum infront of me lol.
Granted. And whoever that is, they slap you and walk away.
I wish I had a teleportation machine.
Granted, but it only teleports you to the landfill 50 miles from your house.
I wish I could see the future.
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Granted but only 5 seconds into the future.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but only for 5 seconds. :p
I wish I was CEO of a major corporation.
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Granted. But failed the first few minutes and had to be dismissed.
I wish I had the PlayBook already.
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Granted. Congratulations Mr. CEO, welcome aboard Enron.
I wish I was asleep.
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Granted, but you will never sleep again after this nap.
I wish I knew what Enron was.
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You now have first hand knowledge of enron.... Which of course like all other enron officials lands you 50 years in sing-sing.. Where you are now forced to make license plates and study the history of corporate america
I wish the kids would sleep in this morning
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Granted, but they also sleep late.
I wish One Republic would come to Dubai.
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Granted. I'll be there soon!
I wish Sabisgeek wasn't above me.
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Granted. Now sabsigeek is under you....:eek::p
I wish gas wasn't so expensive.
Granted... Because of a federal mandate to make all cars electric... Supply/demand has caused gas prices to drop to an all time low... However electricity is now costing $137 for a complete charge on your vehicle....
I wish I had something sensual yet casual to wear tonight.....
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Granted, but the Genie thinks firemen are cool, so he gives you a fireman's suit.
I wish I didn't have to go to school today.
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