Granted, but your lucky day you get the Genie that has a hearing problem (well more a listening problem), He hears you wanting to play guitar in a well and .... well you are playing very good, just that you are now in the bottom of an old abandon well, 400 feet underground.
The good news is the acoustics are perfect! The bad news in the well is out in the middle of nowhere, and no one is going to hear you play but the deer and the chipmunks.
I wish I was able to do something truely freaky, just a little geeky, involving blood, sharp objects and silly putty.