Granted, but your newly found happyness only lasts for about 15 seconds.
I wish I had venom glands!
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Granted, but your newly found happyness only lasts for about 15 seconds.
I wish I had venom glands!
Granted, but now you have no friends because everyone is scared of you. I wish I could find the missing piece to my teleporting machine.
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Granted.... But you can't find the blue prints so are not sure exactly where it goes and how to install it.
I wish I could stay on vacation a few more weeks...
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Granted, but while enjoying your last couple weeks, your taken hostage by a tribe of cannibal pygmies that slow roast you over a fire and eat you.
I wish I could fart out $100 bills!
Granted but no one accepts them... You know why. I wish I got my superhero recognition after saving cereal from the evil cannibal pigmies.
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Granted but no on would accept them cuz they smell like doodie. :eek:
I wish I didn't have to work.
Granted, but then your life becomes boring and meaningless and you wish you could go back to work again.
I wish I had the ability to be nice to stupid people.
Granted, but then they'd worship u as their messiah & would follow u EVERYWHERE.
I wish I had some baileys & jameson to spike my coffee with....
Granted, but only a wee dram, leaving you wishing for more.
I wish I wasn't hip deep in snow here.
Granted, now your neck deep.
I wish women came with warning labels.
Granted... But the labels read... Do not p1ss off under penalty of law!
I wish hippopotamuses was easier to spell
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Granted but you can't spell lion
I wish I could have more wishes
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Granted... But you waste them all on blue sno-cones.... Then get really nauseas and have no wishes left to prevent you from "enjoying the cones again!"
I wish they made high heeled heelies! So I could skate around work.
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Granted but they malfunction when you are on the steps and well it just doesn't end well at all
I wish I could be a voice over in a kids cartoon
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Granted but you don't know how to stop in them resulting in falling every 2 seconds. Ouch! I wish my last wish (my superhero recognition after the evil pigmies).
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Granted! You are now known as "Captain Ordinary"!
I wish AXE spray had the same effect in real life that it does in the commercials.
Granted but it only attracts people that you aren't attracted to
I wish I could be a voice in a kid's cartoon or movie
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Granted... You are the voice of a mime... In the new marcel marseau cartoon!
I wish I had rhinestone studed eyelashes.
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Granted but now you can't see and still, you fall down every 2 seconds. I wish my BB could make coffee.
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Granted but you spill the coffee on accident and fry your berry
I wish I knew the results of my eye tests that are tomorrow
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Granted.... But because of your dyslexia... You screw up reading the lines and are fit w/ mr magoo glasses.
I wish I could watch all 6 episodes of star wars..
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Granted but the only reason why you are able to is because you broke your bottom with your high heeled heelys
I wish all I needed was glasses to fix my eyes
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Granted.... But then your nose breaks and you are forced to wear a monocal and everyone calls you "mr peanut" (good luck!! Seriously!!....)
I wish I had a big jar of peanuts!
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Granted, bugs have eaten them.
I wish my iPhone case were here already.
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Granted but your iphone breaks as soon as it arrives
I wish that jim from the show the office was my friend
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