Granted, but that very "tangy flipper of goodness" makes you DROOL so much that you dehydrate and die from it...
I wish I would have invented this Crackberry.com website...
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Granted, but that very "tangy flipper of goodness" makes you DROOL so much that you dehydrate and die from it...
I wish I would have invented this Crackberry.com website...
Granted.. But because of copyright and infringement laws, kevin takes you to court....People's court, where judge muleon embarrasses you in several languages in front of a live studio audience and then you have to chat with harvey levin and doug lewellyn afterwards for all the world to see.
I wish I could be judge judy's co-judge..
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Granted, but the grouchy old bird does not like sharing the gavel and during a first evey live Judge Judy show, she gavels you into a coma and the starts on the defendants because they were smiling and had their hands in their pockets.
I wish I was a judge on TV, stupid cases with people fighting over dollar amounts, less than $100 would be put to death and all cell phone cases, would have the loser and winner beheaded on the show.
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Granted, but shortly after being appointed, you get into an arguement with your cousin about $50 you borrowed to pay for your cell phone bill. Your cousin has taken you to TV Court...
I wish my right shoe lace would stay tied
Granted but your left one keeps making itself be untied
I wish I didn't have this head cold
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Granted, but you do come down with the african yellow tailed zulu flu.. Which causes green mucus to stream out of every orifice. Including your ears.
I wish santa would bring me something other than coal this year.. Starting to feel like sissy specek.
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Granted, but that's all you get from Santa this year.
I wish everybody gets what they want for
Christmas.
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Granted but you just get coal
I wish I had more orange juice
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Granted, but YOUR OJ is being helg up in South America and the only way to get it is to move there.
I wish everyone has a Merry Happy Christmas! Oh and the snow hurries up and melts.
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Granted, because the genie was overruled by Santa Claus
I wish for my BlackBerry to always be as good as it is now
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Granted, but you can never have upgrades.
I wish I could actually get some sleep Christmas Eve.
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Granted but you fall alseep and next thing you know... Its january 3, 2009
I wish I could get my pc to turn on
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Granted but when it turns on you get a lovely display of "fireworks" and smoke
I wish I didn't have to get up and I wish we only had christmas to worry about not my brother's birthday
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Granted.... Your brother gets so mad at all of for all the years of having to share his birthday w/ the 8lb 6oz baby jesus.. And getting ripped off on presents and gifts.. That he disowns the entire family and refuses to speak to anyone until you agree to celebrate his birthday on July 4th from here on out......
I wish my husband wouldn't have spent $11 on 3 c batteries!
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Granted but he spends the $11 dollars on an "esqort" (sp)
I wish I didn't have to go buy more cigarettes.
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Granted, you are now a well known cigarette shop lifter and banned from any place that sells cigarettes.
I wish co-workers would come to work and not use lame excuses as to why they can't get to work, when they live 5 mins away, and I live 30 miles away and can get here without a problem. Yes there is snow on the rpads, but **CENSORED** I can get here!!!
Oh yeah Merry Christmas
Granted.. But when the **CENSORED** idiots get there, they are drunk as heck and wind up puking all over then passing out, leaving you to still have to do all the work.
I wish I got a christmas present
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And you know while not drunk they did showup higher than the moon (not a good thing due to health care). Had to send them away because it was not in the best interest of the two clients they would be taking care of. Sigh rant over.
Grant you get your give, but it's week old sushi and it's ripe!
I wish I have a taser to tase the F out of two co-workers to shock some common sense into them. Also with I didn't have to report them. Double sigh
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Granted... But both suffered massive heart attacks and now you have 4 clients to care for. And they wind up reporting you for violence in the workplace.
I wish I could host rockin' nye with Mr. Clark
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Granted- But you have to co-host outside in Antartica wearing a pink tutu.
I wish I wasn't working today.
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Granted.. As you opened up your gifts yesterday morning, you eyed a strange box, wrapped in red velvet and a large golden bow.. Curious, you opened the box and ... Found a pink slip from your boss!!
I wish my nye pink tutu was fur lined!
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Granted, it comes with fur lined handcuffs too.
I wish prescription meds were availible and legal without a prescription.
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Granted.... But as you cross back over the boarder you are stopped by customs for smuggling 6 canadian moose
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I wish I was a Canadian Moose!
Granted... But you are shot by a visually impaired hunter thainking you were a yetti about to attack him.
I wish I had a pet yetti
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