Granted, but all of them turned to chik-tufu
I wish my boss will take the next 3 weeks as vacation.
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Granted, but all of them turned to chik-tufu
I wish my boss will take the next 3 weeks as vacation.
Granted, but you will not paid during that time.
I wish I could find a job.
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Granted, but it gets shut down by the health inspector before it even opens
I wish I could cook.
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Granted but its none stop chop stix.
I wish for a new black berry.
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Granted but everything is disabled.
I wish I had ecough energy to get up.
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Poof GRANTED.....but now you fell and broke your hip
i wish it would snow
Granted, but it only snows directly on you, indoors or out.
I wish fish could swim in air.
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granted but you get eaten.
I wish I could breathe underwater
Granted but you get eaten.
I wish to not be eaten by flying fish.
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Granted instead you are eaten by a flying squirrel.
I wish I didn't have to use free Wi-fi.
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Granted but it suddenly becomes completely unavailible.
I wish m� BB had wi-fi.
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Granted, you now have the only BB with WiFi. You are run out of town because your wish removed Wifi from everyone else's BB that had wifi !
I wish for a wish writing lawyer, that can write iron clad bullet/evil genie proof wishes!
Granted but the lawyer uses that ability for his own advantage instead.
I wish lawyers were an endangered species.
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Granted but there would me mass chaos!
I wish for a decent grade on my finally finished term paper!
Granted... It comes back A-, but then you get called into dean's office for plagery and get kick out of school and must spend remainder of your days saying "would you like fries w/ that?'
I wish I had a big box of fries right now....ymmmmm
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Granted but someone else stole it and turned it in, and when you try you get expelled for plagarism.
I wish there was something decent on TV.
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Lol!! Sandman. We are on the same thought train!!
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You're so mean! Jk. There's an extension on the extension. Haha I declined the offer. I didn't spend 10 hrs of the last 8 weeks writing this for another extension. This is the last class of the semester. w00t.
Granted- but there's no sound on the tv.
I wish my teacher wasn't so LAME. He's a twerp.
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Granted....but then he gets hit by a bus and is truly lamed and you feel guilty for suggesting it!
I wish re-run season didn't start so early.
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Granted, you are forced to buy a TIVO and now never have time to watch all the shows you can't watch during re-run season, that you didn't see the first time. :D
I wish for a new TIVO with HD.
Granted, but they're crappy first run episodes
I wish wishing wells worked within weason
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Granted... But then all w's become F's... And now your fishing fells forked!
I wish my dog would stop shedding
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Granted, but then your dog over heats.
I wish wishing will work Wednesday when whistling while working
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Granted, but you can't speak anymore without using alliteration, people quickly tire of it and beat you with rubber hoses.
I wish cars could fly.
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Granted... But noone has perfected landing.. Making parking lots large auto wrecker dumps!
I wish I could dream about sugar plum fairies tonite
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