Granted. Despite the joy with which I declare the government did not involve itself at all in the dealings of capitalism, the resulting closure of large banks resulted in millions losing their savings, the mass foreclosure of millions of homes, and put an end to any lending for homes, cars, vehicles, etc. for the next 20 years.
You were one of those millions.
I wish the govt had never incentivized high risk lending in the first place.
Granted, but then high risk people whine incessantly about "the man" trying to keep them down, and they're annoying because if they made the right decisions in life they could have improved their situation.
I wish people didn't feel entitled to expensive things like homes, plasma tv's, luxury cars, etc.
Granted, but she takes the place of someone people really want to see and you get beaten senseless by the crowd who you've caused to be disappointed by your suggestion.
I wish it would only rain when I deem it to be convenient.
I wish I had the ability to change teleprompters worldwide.
Granted, but you are drunk the day you get access, and type in... "For a good time, call The_Sandman" leaving all your phone numbers and addresses (home, work and party house), to scroll endlessly for hours.... problem is this day there is a massive worldwide teleprompter glitch (you knew it was coming) and the message on the teleprompters is broadcast worldwide on every TV and outdoor scrolling/video/digital sign on the planet. Which as you know gets you calls and visits from every creepy creep that cares to seek you out for a good time, for years to come. And as luck would have it, they care, they really really REALLY care to seek you out. (but of course!)
And most of the creeps look like Bouncers with Blackberry Protect Shield tattoos (with stinky pits).
I wish for sunshine, clear skies and warm weather for 72 hours! (in the greater Seattle area)
Granted but you have to go shopping with teenage girls who tell you that every purchase you made shows what utter lack of fashion sense you have and that you should have known not to mix plaid with leopard print.
I wish for a Dvd that even my kids can't scratch up...
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I wish I could stop getting jehovahs witnesses' pamphlets stuck in my door....
Granted, only now instead of the pamphlets you now get the actual Jehovah's witnesses stuck to your door, in fact your door is the biggest Jehovah's witnesses magnet on the planet and once stuck to the door, they are never unstuck.
wish granted. your steak is soo juicy that each time you try to slice it, bite it or stick a fork in it a quart of steak juice squirts out in a 5' radius.
Granted, but the genie thought you said "world peace", so, everyone stops fighting and economies based on producing military hardware collapse, ironically ending the period of world peace.
I wish I had some stills, aka weapons of mash destruction.
I wish I had some stills, aka weapons of mash destruction.
Granted, you wake up, next to a pig (with a smile on it's face) shoeless, nearly toothless and wearing a straw hat, and patched overalls. You have at least three stills out back with your wife watching over them with her shoot gun (used at your wedding no doubt).
