granted. they are now on the desk of the coworker you like the least and you can't not have one so you find yourself at their desk idly chit-chatting and scarfing them down every 2 minutes.
i wish eating M&M's would make everyone else fart once loudly for each piece they ate.
I wish I could sleep all day, and not have to work, Just once.
Your wish is granted, when you wake up, you are forced to take a new job scrubbing motor home toilet holding tanks. Your old job was given to someone else that was able to come in and work the day you took off.
I wish for a bucket of pecan caramel ice cream with crushed toffee bits in it.
The Osei9000 debuts to a world-wide audience, but it's a crap build and the battery dies after 10 minutes after leaking hazardous chemicals onto the hands of every user. The world seeks out this Osei dude.
Granted. There is now the PAUSA... The Professional Athletes Universal Salary Agreement. This covers all professional sports and is absolute and final. Athletes salaries are calculated now by polling all ticket purchasers over 18. Each person responds to an instant poll as they enter the stadium that has one question... How much do you earn in a year. This figure is averaged and that figure is what the athletes and staff are now paid. Concessions have to abide by the same rules and hotdogs are now $.50 each.
I wish I had a sky suite for any game I felt like watching.
granted. you have exclusive lifetime sky suites for each arena in your city....but they are each located right behind the structural buttresses but if you stand to the left and get on a chair you can see the crowd enjoying the games and shows!
i wish i had front row center court seats at all of UNC's home games.
i wish i had front row center court seats at all of UNC's home games.
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Bingo, Bango, Bongo, your wish have been granted, you now have the seats you crave, but only AFTER each game has been played, are you allowed to sit in them. You are not very popular with anyone you plan to give tickets to, but you have the seats you wanted.