[sabisgeek]

Granted, but you are only impervious to fire, but someone comes along with an RPG and kills you.

I wish we would stop wishing about superheros.

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[highjakker]

granted. from now on all of your waking moments and the moments when you're asleep & dreaming will be consumed with wishing for and about steve erkel..."oops, did i do that?"

i wish there was peace on earth.

[sabisgeek]

Dunno who that is, so I don't care!

Granted, but there is no heaven...

I wish for a pack of gum.

[jlb21]

Granted.....but it is habanero pepper gum.

I wish it wasn't snowing right now.....

[highjakker]

granted. now it is gonna rain monkey poo for 40 days and nights.

i wish i didn't have to work but still had the same income.

[the_sandman_454]

granted. now it is gonna rain monkey poo for 40 days and nights.

i wish i didn't have to work but still had the same income.

Granted but you have your own cage in the zoo now and get paid in peanuts and raw meat...

I wish I had more creativity

[sabisgeek]

Granted, but you never get a chance to express it.

I wish for socks.

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[jlb21]

Granted...but they are from the sweaty feet of trolls and warlocks....winning!

I wish Charlie Sheen would just go away.

[trucky]

Charlie is never heard from again, but not now Lindsay, Brittany, Mel, et all, re-surface with better drama than Jerry Springer can handle and 37 new daytime drama shows begin to air 24/7.

I wish my coffee wouldn't get cold before I'm finished with it.

[highjakker]

granted! it will stay at the perfect temperature for you all day long but the aroma is that of runny baby-poo.


i wish everyone had great DSL. (the internet kind not the mouth kind)

[sabisgeek]

Granted, but they weren't able to access the internet, for some reason.

I wish to always win on this thread: http://forums.crackberry.com/f36/last-post-wins-417955/

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[jlb21]

Granted. But I just posted after you.

I wish that the earthquake/tsunami didn't happen.

[highjakker]

granted. now that evil genius who was not gonna be born has now been born and has invented a mind controlling micro chip and has now enslaved the world.


i wish reality "celebs" would just go away.....

[sabisgeek]

Granted, but they go away from us, not from you, and eventually they get exiled to your city, where all of them apparently like your house.

I wish for Peace on Earth!! (and to win on that thread permanently)

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[Technerd.McLeod]

Granted. Aliens then come and enslave us all. (Only one wish! :P)

I wish I invented Facebook so I was rich.

[sabisgeek]

Granted, but you're so glued to your computer that you live a sad and lonely life.
I wish Opera Mini 6 would work...

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[SCrid2000]

Granted. It works on my BlackBerry. Should've been more specific

I wish I hadn't eaten so many chicken nuggets, not feeling so great now.

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[sabisgeek]

Granted. It works on my BlackBerry. Should've been more specific

I wish I hadn't eaten so many chicken nuggets, not feeling so great now.

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WOW that was fast

Granted, but you end up eating too much pizza for lunch, and you don't feel so great.

I wish for SCrid to get better

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[cerealberry]

Granted... Scrid does get better quickly...but you, my friend, couldn't not help but be tempted by the streetcart all you can eat shrimp deal..... You pulled yourself up to the cart and chowed on shrimp until there was nothing but a few tails and shells left.. You dived so fast you never noticed that those prawns had been sitting out in the hot sun for hours... Food poisoning quickly sets in and you find yourself doubled over in agony for what feels like all eternity.


I wish I got snowed in........

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[sabisgeek]

I don't like fish... So THERE
Granted, but you didn't say WHERE, and it snows in everywhere in the world (even the deserts) except for your city.

I wish I never have to eat any kind of fish again.

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[Technerd.McLeod]

Granted, but since you never ate them, they formed a super-fish-race and took over the planet, you are now a servant for what could have been your supper.

I wish I had a delicious cake right in front of me.

[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but it is so delicious someone sneaks up behind you and proceeds to bash your brains out with a lead pipe, which he had one heck of a time finding, what with modern plumbing codes outlawing them and all.

I wish more people were "mad as a hatter"

[sabisgeek]

Granted, but one of them was you.

I wish I could have the remote in Click...and that it worked properly.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but it already worked the way it was intended in the movie, and still works that way for you

I wish we had more time...

[BigBadWulf]

Granted! You do thirty to life, for illegal transport of booty across state lines. Your boyfriend, errrrr cell mate Bubba the love sponge finds the time with you like a spring day in the mountains. Once a month, I send panda with a bag of tacos, but they never seem as good as they did outside.

I wish i could take a wagon train west.