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Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com03-10-11 04:52 PMLike 0 - Granted. Your Knight in Shinning Armour comes riding into Springfield on the most grand steed humankind has ever seen. He swoops you up and takes you away to the most beautiful paradise you will ever see. However, That shinny armour has a small piace of rust that cuts you and gives you Tetanus. After a month of agony and pain you die.
I wish people would stop texting and driving at the same time.03-10-11 05:05 PMLike 0 - Granted. Everyone will now drive and put makeup on.
I wish I had a working 88 inch plasma screen TV with every known channel and every known and unknown video game system connected to it.03-10-11 05:09 PMLike 0 -
I wish I had a compass already for when the magnetic field reverses, because that would be handy.03-10-11 07:31 PMLike 0 - 03-11-11 10:00 AMLike 0
- Granted. As a result, all companies with any online precense move to China, which doesn't recognize your trademark rights. The economies of the US, Canada, and the UK collapse, and we all become serfs in the Chinese hierarchy. Thanks, jack-wipe
I wish I had a winning power ball ticket.03-11-11 06:07 PMLike 0 -
Granted. As a result, all companies with any online precense move to China, which doesn't recognize your trademark rights. The economies of the US, Canada, and the UK collapse, and we all become serfs in the Chinese hierarchy. Thanks, jack-wipe
I wish I had a winning power ball ticket.
I wish the stars out tonight weren't hidden by clouds.03-11-11 06:25 PMLike 0 - Granted
Rosie comes by, and Lord knows there's not a cloud that could possibly conceil all of her. She talks on for hours, while emptying your fridge. Finally, in a fit of despiration you send her out for pizza, and move.
I wish there were more hours left of my Saturday.03-12-11 02:27 PMLike 0 - Granted. As soon as your Saturday hours are increased, you're called into work. You cannot refuse without being fired.
I wish it was sunny outside.03-12-11 03:40 PMLike 0 - Granted..... The clouds clear.... The sun rises high in the east.. It is the most magnificent saturday utah has seen in 50 yrs. 68 degrees, soft breeze. Birds chirping. Daffodils starting to poke their heads out of the ground... Bunnies playing... Amazing day... Too bad you forgot about that huge paper that is due monday at 8am.... And are forced to spemd the entire day in the basement of the library.... Ps.. Tomorrows forcast calls for sever storms....
I wish I had more will power
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com03-12-11 05:43 PMLike 0 - Granted..... The clouds clear.... The sun rises high in the east.. It is the most magnificent saturday utah has seen in 50 yrs. 68 degrees, soft breeze. Birds chirping. Daffodils starting to poke their heads out of the ground... Bunnies playing... Amazing day... Too bad you forgot about that huge paper that is due monday at 8am.... And are forced to spemd the entire day in the basement of the library.... Ps.. Tomorrows forcast calls for sever storms....
I wish I had more will power
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I wish the tsunami didn't do so much damage to Japan.03-12-11 06:08 PMLike 0 - No fair! There's no way to put a spin on that one without sounding like a complete jack-off
Edit: Lol, j e r k is *ed out, so I had to change it to jack.
I wish I had a big plate of **** chicken.03-12-11 09:25 PMLike 0 - Granted, you set a land speed record. But at that speed, brakes aren't going to do you much good. And that wall is getting awfully close...
I wish someone would cook this chicken.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com03-12-11 10:22 PMLike 0 - granted. paula dean comes to your house and cooks your chicken with her world famous southern fried chicken recipe but after it's all done she and her crew chow down and leave you the bones and gristle.
i wish i had some paula dean's fried chicken.03-14-11 10:37 AMLike 0 - Granted. Also granted: Paula Deen's wish for you.
I wish I had a mint 1967 Shelby GT 500 (a real one, not a model).
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com03-14-11 10:44 AMLike 0 - 03-14-11 10:52 AMLike 0
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- granted. you win every monopoly game you enter but as soon as you decide to go pro- everyone stops playing and this sudden change plummets you into depression and you can't go past go nor collect any moolah.
i wish i had a real money-tree in my yard that grew denominations of 20s, 50s and 100s!03-14-11 12:10 PMLike 0 - granted but you soon become caught in a secks scandal with an intern nad get sued by "him" and lose your cool job.
i wish i had LSG's 8 patty econo-baconator!03-15-11 09:05 AMLike 0 - Granted, until your wife's 6"4', 250lb secret lover shows up and challenges you to a arm wrestling duel for her. She is giddy with excitement to have two men fighting over her... You accept the challenge. Place your cold filled bottle of brew on the table and ready your stance.. Within 3 seconds her lover has your arm pinned down flat..the vibrations knock over your bottle.. You watch it crash to the floor and all the lovely suds meander off the porch.. Loverboy whisks your wife up in his strong arms and off they drive into the sunset.
I wish it was 43.5 hrs later than it is.......
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com03-16-11 04:34 PMLike 0 - Granted, but unbeknownst to you, that's when the army of flying monkeys takes over the planet and you regret wishing away the last 43 hours and change of freedom the world will ever have...
I wish I had an army of flying monkeys...03-16-11 08:45 PMLike 0
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