Granted. However, the only way to get you more time is to actually slow down the earth's rotation speed. Due to the imbalance, the earth plunges into the sun. Although the astronauts in the space station are able to keep the human race alive in oxygen chambers in the moon, for everlasting generations hereafter the biggest failures are referred to as "middbrews."
I wish I wasn't out of toilet paper.
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Granted. You can now eat anything you want and not have to worry about health or physical appearances. However, the only food that is avaible to you is three week old uncooked dog guts.
You learn and remember perfectly. Unfortunately, the any thing you learn and remember is the song "It's a Small world After All", and find it's in your head and on your lips with every waking and dreaming moment. Shoulda said EVERYthing.
I wish all these people inside my head would be quiet long enough for me to think.
Granted your weiners arrive... Unfortunately they are attached to Bruno and Serge.. Twin Siberian Professional Pillow Fighting Champs. They develop and instant crush on you and stalk you until you must take permenant refuge in a plastic spoon factory in hong kong.
I wish I knew ji jitsu.
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One of them does, but HE is one of their new male underwear models.
I wish apple fritters didn't taste so good.
Granted: the government passes a law stating apple fritters must contain at least 50% recycled post consumer content. This bold new step of recycling human waste miraculously saves the planet.
I wish I got to see the weiner mobile run into the taco car as a video clip on the news...
granted. but as it's such a sensational event it will be broadcast on every channel all day long for the next 3 months, cancelling every tv show on each network with the same reruns of that 5 second clip.
Granted. It is now still on TV. However, you do not have a TV nor access to one to watch it.
I wish it would stop raining so I could go fishing.
Granted, but when it stops raining it becomes very sunny, the temperature rises to 140f, and it continues not raining until the rivers and lakes are gone.
I wish I had a tv that could make up its' own programming...
Jib.. The pink tutu fits your like a glove.... You look so spectacular in it that you are asked to dance swan lake at the local vfw fish fry. As you pliae' your way across the hall... Marge comes struttin' by with cod right from the fryer.. In a freak accident, you are scared for life and have a permanant cod burn across your left cheek.
I wish my knight in shining armour would rescue me from the **** of springfield...
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