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Begrudgingly granted (mumble grumble
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I mean REALLY! It had to be Jdoc with his moose paw hands, nooooo couldn't be a alien with dainty little fingers and and hypo sprays, OH NO... I and my growing allergy to latex covered paws of death.... shall be avenged!
Oh and freeloaders used up all the money (eyebrow raised, arms folded, foot tapping), nice bunch of freeloaders mind you, and did I even get a t-shirt from Euro-Disney? And no I do not want a shirt with the saying...
"It's a small Prostate after all..." with little doctors, in multi colored scrubs, holding hands and singing, in a circle around a poor little guy with a glove stuck in his rump! Dear Walt, wherever you are (heaven, ****, back porch chest freezer, next to the wedding cake topper and the hamburger from 1968), I am SOOOO sorry, but I had to do it.
Oh yeah my wish... I wish that Jdoc would trim those hooves he calls fingernails.Last edited by BlkBear; 02-21-09 at 12:31 PM.
02-21-09 09:40 AM - Granted! Jdoc makes a ton of money and all of us a enjoying the sweet life of moochers. LOL! After a year or two Jdoc starts to get disgruntled with the whole situation. He is very unhappy that while he is working his a** off, we are drinking fruity cocktails by the waters edge. Jdoc makes a snap decision to quit work and stay at home too. Little does he know that we have spent all of his money... Even the millions he thought he had saved back through the 2 years. We suddenly found out that... Yes Europe! There is a repo man!
Madoff arrives and puts a levy against all of our personal possesions. Now we are all stuck working at Wally World as door greeters for 5.50 an hour.
I wish Wally World paid more!
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com02-22-09 02:16 AM - Your wish is granted; however your gummy bears are in fact made of bear meat that are affectionately-coined as being 'gummy bears' because it's raw bear meat shaped into the well-known shape of the animal we're all accustomed to gummy bears coming in. It's kind of disturbing if you ask me; a person by the alias of BlkBear eating 'gummy' bears.
I wish I could have a Orange-Strawberry-Banana-Mango smoothie right now.02-22-09 02:23 PM - Granted! You beg and beg and beg until you get to ride on "It's a small colon after all". They weren't going to let you on because you were way to big for the ride. But your begging did not fall upon deaf ears. Big or not you are going to ride the ride of a lifetime.
Unfortunately since you didn't listen to the greasy carnie monkey running the ride, you become lodged in the middle of the last turn out. You can even see the light at the end of the "tunnel". But it's way to hot, it smells, and worst of all it is way too MOIST. You will have to wait for the proctologist to rescue you.
I wish Cereal would have ridden the "Ovaries of Doom" ride instead.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com02-24-09 09:26 AM - Granted! We all have anatomically correct rodent shirts. The really scary part id that they came with a bonus! We all also recieved anatomically correct rodent hats! We feel we must wear them for all Cereal literally "went through" to get them. And by anatomically correct, I don't mean ears folks! LOL! Having "that" hanging off a hat makes eating spaghetti a bit*h!
I wish my rodent hat had been nuetered before I put it on!
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com02-24-09 05:09 PM - Granted! Jdoc does rescue us Thank God! They were going to make us "Normal"! WTF is that anyway? And Cereal is right, we are stuck in a bizarre adventure! I don't want to get off... I mean, I don't don't to get off the ride... Nevermind!
Cereal is Skinny Tuesday as well. But that is no fun either. We all want to be fat wednesday!
I wish I wasn't so confused!
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com02-24-09 08:16 PM - granted! your are not confused any more kanga....but as for Cereal-skinny tues is over. And now kanga, cereal, carol & myself induldge in fat wednesday...and everything that may bring us, BUT we so large now, we cant fit threw the dam door nemore....and were trapped.....someone get a pin....
to start poppin us so we can fit threw the door......
i wish i knew who made it out first!!!02-24-09 08:26 PM
