[the_sandman_454]

Granted but you don't have a pilot, try to fly it yourself and end up like Amelia Earhart.

I wish for a plane, the ability to fly it safely and unlimited fuel.

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[Adrienne1214]

Granted but it doesn't have an engine therefore your ability to fly it is useless

I wish that I would stop getting into trouble with my guest :-P

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[cerealberry]

Granted... But your guest starts "getting into trouble" with all your friends.

I wish I could win a cow patty tossing contest

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but the grand prize was a ton of manure.

I wish I could win a game of horse shoes.

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[cerealberry]

Granted... You get the gold medal for putting stilettos on your philly!

I wish I had a pic of sandman and his stilletto wearing mare!

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but the horse falls down, breaks a leg and has to be put down before an opportunity for a photo.

I wish they still made lawn darts.

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[tennislvr8]

Granted but the horse falls down, breaks a leg and has to be put down before an opportunity for a photo.

I wish they still made lawn darts.

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granted but as you were installing yours, your neighboors hit you in the *** and caused you to have incurable hemmorhoids.


I wish I knew what lawn darts were.

[cerealberry]

Granted but then you would have to allow us to hit you in the *** and cause you incurable hemmorhoids

I wish you could play water polo on sea horses!

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[Blkbear]

Granted, but Aquaman calls all the seas horses to battle his arch enemies and you are forced to paddle around in the middle of the ocean without a seahorse.

I wish I was done with work for the week so I could start my vacation NOW!!!!!!

[Adrienne1214]

Granted but your vacation time gets cancelled so you have to work like normal

I wish I had a well behaved pet monkey that never misbehaved

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted but it dies in a freak accident involving a meteor.

I wish I could afford meteor insurance.

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[cerealberry]

Granted..... But like hurricane insurance in the middle of michigan... Its a pretty big waste of money as during the 52 years you pay your annual premium of $6159 @ year... You have yet to encounter a meteor

I wish 2010 would get here already!!!

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[vndlewis]

Granted, but you miss all the good things in 2009.

I wish I don't wake up with a hangover tommorow.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but you wake up the day after tomorrow with the nastiest hangover ever.

I wish everyone could be like me and not get hangovers.

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[cerealberry]

Granted... But that's because everyone instantaneously stopped drinking which shut down the entire liquor industry including grain farmers, bottlers, truckers, and 7-11 convenient store employees.

I wish I would wear my 2009 tiara everywhere

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[Adrienne1214]

Granted but it falls off your head and then gets run over by a truck and is completely ruined.

I wish I could go back in time and destroy the receipt that caused the fight this morning.

[cerealberry]

Granted, but let's face it... Your guest would find something else to fight about!!!!! How is the "visit" going?

I wish there was something more fun to do in iowa than watch snow melt

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[Adrienne1214]

Granted but the snow doesn't melt and sticks around for years.

I wish the fight was with my guest because that would mean that he was still here and not back home. :-(

[cerealberry]

Granted... But you two wind up getting in a terrible fight and your guest winds up leaving, anyway.

I wish my dog would play nicely w/ others.

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[Blkbear]

Granted and you are now the proud mommy of several litters of puppies from "playing nice with others."

I wish for several wishes to deal with things I wanna fix/destroy.

[cerealberry]

Granted.... But in an effort to fix/destroy things.... You wind up fixing yourself... Turning you into a eunich... Thereby destroying your lovelife.


I wish I had a piece of devils food cake!

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[sharley2112]

Granted but there is a special angel hair pasta filling. I wish my laptop could detect wifi at work.

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[the_sandman_454]

Granted, but it picks up your boss' wireless connection, and while you're downloading questionable material involving sheep and kilts, you get caught and fired for allegedly "trying to frame the boss".

I wish the flu didn't exist.

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[vndlewis]

Granted, but polio is now rampant again.

I wish my father didn't have to have the TV so LOUD.

[the_sandman_454]

Granted but a huge crowd gathers for a karaoke competition right outside your window, and they're the worst no-talent hacks to ever disgrace themselves at a microphone.

I wish pepperoni and bacon pizza was considered its own food group.

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