1. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, But no one liked what you got.

    I wish Bets buys me a Christmas present
    12-14-08 10:49 PM
  2. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But it is an I heart anita bryant t-shirt.


    I wish it I didn't have to go out in this bitter cold?

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    12-15-08 06:35 AM
  3. Cinn's Avatar
    Granted but your heating system conks out at home and you're still cold.


    I wish my cat didn't know how to open doors and stayed out of my bedroom.
    12-15-08 06:39 AM
  4. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But as you sleep soundly in your bed, cat figures our how to open front door and invites all neighborhood animals over for a kitty kegger!

    I wish santa brings me a new couch for christmas

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    12-15-08 06:58 AM
  5. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but it blows up when you open it.

    I wish I could remember what I did with that packet I had of those things that make exploding cigars.

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    12-15-08 08:16 AM
  6. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted but your cat finds it and thinks its knip and shoots poo all over the house.


    I wish I could hit the lottery mega bucks
    12-15-08 08:33 AM
  7. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but the program goes bankrupt before you can collect a dime.

    I wish I would have bid on buying a seat in the US Senate.

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    12-15-08 04:21 PM
  8. tennislvr8's Avatar
    Granted, but the program goes bankrupt before you can collect a dime.

    I wish I would have bid on buying a seat in the US Senate.

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    Granted but you won (the irony )

    I wish I could whatever I wanted when I wanted and maintained a weight of 135.
    12-15-08 04:23 PM
  9. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but in order to maintain your weight, parts randomly fall off.

    I wish there was a friendly ghost in the house, as itd be still entertaining like a pet, but less maintenance.

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    12-15-08 04:38 PM
  10. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but it scares girls out of your home.

    I wish people would stop wishing to win the lottery in the Genie game. :-)
    12-15-08 04:49 PM
  11. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted, but they start wishing for something even more annoying.

    I wish I could climb walls like a gecko.

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    12-15-08 05:03 PM
  12. patrick.waugh's Avatar
    Granted, but they start wishing for something even more annoying.

    I wish I could climb walls like a gecko.

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    Granted, but you've now become the spokesperson for Geico.

    I wish that the stock market would go back up to 13,500 this week. =)
    12-15-08 05:26 PM
  13. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted..... But in a failed attempt to save what ever funds you did have invested, your broker pulled everything out at rock bottom prices.

    I wish that I could have an ambassadorship to some exotic country

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    12-15-08 06:13 PM
  14. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted, but it scares girls out of your home.

    I wish people would stop wishing to win the lottery in the Genie game. :-)


    Hey that's not nice!
    I wish buddy would drop a bank bag of coins on his baby toe!

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    12-15-08 06:58 PM
  15. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted, but they start wishing for something even more annoying.

    I wish I could climb walls like a gecko.

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    Hey you stop agreeing with him or I'll wish for a lump of coal in your stocking!

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    12-15-08 06:59 PM
  16. JavaRia's Avatar
    Granted..... But in a failed attempt to save what ever funds you did have invested, your broker pulled everything out at rock bottom prices.

    I wish that I could have an ambassadorship to some exotic country

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    Granted * ambass of Tibet!

    I wish buddy and sand to be placed in time out

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    12-15-08 07:01 PM
  17. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... They must spend the next 48 minutes staring at the wall in the corner......OF CHUCKIE CHEESE'S!!! Whoo hooo

    I wish I had a skee ball machine in my house

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    12-15-08 08:51 PM
  18. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but someone misses a throw and breaks a window when its 9 degrees outside.

    I wish I I could throw a flag and blow a whistle in a meeting every time they start spouting off bs, and say "unbusinesslike conduct, 5 yard penalty, repeat the down".

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    12-15-08 09:19 PM
  19. BuddyL's Avatar
    I can't grant any wishes as I'm in time out. :-(

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    12-15-08 09:22 PM
  20. cerealberry's Avatar
    Lol@ buddy.. Granted sand.... But you have to were black and white striped polyester to work daily

    I wish I could ride along w/ santa this year

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    12-15-08 09:46 PM
  21. the_sandman_454's Avatar
    Granted but santa mistakenly delivers you to buddy's house. (Lol sorry guys, had to)

    I wish people got an electric shock when they use corporate buzzwords.

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    12-15-08 09:55 PM
  22. BuddyL's Avatar
    Granted, but you're allergic to reindeer.

    Same wish

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    12-15-08 09:55 PM
  23. JustPlainJef's Avatar
    Granted, but you get the same wish as what everyone else wishes for, but with consequences that are twice as bad.

    I wish I was challenged a little more at work.
    12-16-08 06:03 AM
  24. JavaRia's Avatar
    I can't grant any wishes as I'm in time out. :-(

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    Hahaha. That was great!

    I wish buddy *sand would receive a big wheel for xmas and cereal to receive a chef for the day!
    * she placed buddy *sand in time out*

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    12-16-08 06:12 AM
  25. cerealberry's Avatar
    Granted... But genie is getting old and a little deaf... Buddy & sand get big weasles and I get a "native american" chief ..

    I wish tonight was super duper daylight savings night and we get 4 hours extra sleep

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    12-16-08 07:18 AM
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