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  1. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Man, I haven't seen that movie in forever.
    09-10-09 11:44 AM
  2. username0022's Avatar
    How about this one?

    Person 1: "What day is it today?"
    Person 2: "October?"
    Person 1: "It's nudie magazine day!"
    09-10-09 11:47 AM
  3. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    Billy Madison LOL
    09-10-09 11:49 AM
  4. username0022's Avatar
    Haha! Yeah, that was an easy one...
    09-10-09 11:50 AM
  5. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    "The box says to call if it doesn't go away after 4 hours...."
    09-10-09 11:50 AM
  6. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I have no idea BNB.

    In the meantime-

    "If you were my kid _____, I'd smother you."

    "Smother me in gravy you dirty old man."
    09-10-09 01:13 PM
  7. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    Hint: Viagra...
    I think I've seen that one but I can't place the voices...
    09-10-09 01:31 PM
  8. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Oh, I understand the reference, I just don't know what movie it's from.

    I think I've seen a stand up routine with that joke in it but I don't know of any movies.

    Hint for mine- Vermont!
    09-10-09 01:47 PM
  9. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    Super Troopers!
    Hint for mine - 40
    09-10-09 01:51 PM
  10. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Ah, 40 year old virgin!
    09-10-09 01:56 PM
  11. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    Yeah thought hint would give it away LOL, i was gonna put the rest where he says he never took it but didn't LOL
    09-10-09 02:06 PM
  12. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Both from the same movie...


    What's up Doosh Bigalow?
    Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?
    No, I self parked it in your a**.


    Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour!
    Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree!
    Dude? It's the middle of July.
    Get the **** outta here! It is?
    Dude? Why are you naked?
    Ooohhh ****! I am naked! Come in. [turns around]
    Your *** is tanner than my face.
    Its not tan kid, its bronzed.
    09-10-09 02:10 PM
  13. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    Grandma's BOy!!!!!!
    09-10-09 02:27 PM
  14. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    "My roommates might get me some rims for Christmas. Maybe a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds."

    Awesome movie.
    Last edited by RobotnumberOne; 09-10-09 at 03:30 PM.
    09-10-09 03:23 PM
  15. 12MaNy's Avatar
    "My roommates my get me some rims for Christmas. Maybe a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds."

    Awesome movie.
    Agreed. It's in my top 10
    09-10-09 03:27 PM
  16. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I had to look this one up but it's one of my favorites-

    Dad- (Son's name), I didn't sell out son. I bought in. Keep that in mind. That kid's gonna make a h*** of a lawyer, huh?

    Mom- Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a son of a b****.

    Dad- Well f*** you dear.
    09-10-09 03:35 PM
  17. 12MaNy's Avatar
    God that sounds familiar!
    09-10-09 03:46 PM
  18. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I bet you've seen it. About 10 years old...
    09-10-09 03:47 PM
  19. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Hint please?
    09-10-09 03:58 PM
  20. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    During the same conversation, at the end, the son stands up and says-

    "I love you guys, don't get me wrong. But for the first time in my life I'm 18 and I can say F*** YOOOOOUUU!"

    Probably wasn't the best hint, just let me know if you need another.
    09-10-09 04:01 PM
  21. username0022's Avatar
    Need another hint...
    09-10-09 04:54 PM
  22. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Takes place in 1985... in Utah.
    09-10-09 05:16 PM
  23. username0022's Avatar
    Orgasmo?

    10char
    09-10-09 05:20 PM
  24. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Nope. It's sort of a coming of age tale. Main character's name is Stevo.
    09-10-09 05:28 PM
  25. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Orgasmo?
    "You know, I'm not gay or nothing... but I'd really like to make love to you tonight."
    09-10-09 05:57 PM
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