[KillYouWithMyMind]

Man, I haven't seen that movie in forever.

[username0022]

How about this one?

Person 1: "What day is it today?"
Person 2: "October?"
Person 1: "It's nudie magazine day!"

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Billy Madison LOL

[username0022]

Haha! Yeah, that was an easy one...

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"The box says to call if it doesn't go away after 4 hours...."

[KillYouWithMyMind]

I have no idea BNB.

In the meantime-

"If you were my kid _____, I'd smother you."

"Smother me in gravy you dirty old man."

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Hint: Viagra...
I think I've seen that one but I can't place the voices...

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Oh, I understand the reference, I just don't know what movie it's from.

I think I've seen a stand up routine with that joke in it but I don't know of any movies.

Hint for mine- Vermont!

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Super Troopers!
Hint for mine - 40

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Ah, 40 year old virgin!

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Yeah thought hint would give it away LOL, i was gonna put the rest where he says he never took it but didn't LOL

[12MaNy]

Both from the same movie...


What's up Doosh Bigalow?
Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?
No, I self parked it in your a**.


Dude, why don't you pick up your phone? I've been calling for the past half hour!
Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree!
Dude? It's the middle of July.
Get the **** outta here! It is?
Dude? Why are you naked?
Ooohhh ****! I am naked! Come in. [turns around]
Your *** is tanner than my face.
Its not tan kid, its bronzed.

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Grandma's BOy!!!!!!

[KillYouWithMyMind]

"My roommates might get me some rims for Christmas. Maybe a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds."

Awesome movie.

[12MaNy]

"My roommates my get me some rims for Christmas. Maybe a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds."

Awesome movie.

Agreed. It's in my top 10

[KillYouWithMyMind]

I had to look this one up but it's one of my favorites-

Dad- (Son's name), I didn't sell out son. I bought in. Keep that in mind. That kid's gonna make a h*** of a lawyer, huh?

Mom- Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a son of a b****.

Dad- Well f*** you dear.

[12MaNy]

God that sounds familiar!

[KillYouWithMyMind]

I bet you've seen it. About 10 years old...

[12MaNy]

Hint please?

[KillYouWithMyMind]

During the same conversation, at the end, the son stands up and says-

"I love you guys, don't get me wrong. But for the first time in my life I'm 18 and I can say F*** YOOOOOUUU!"

Probably wasn't the best hint, just let me know if you need another.

[username0022]

Need another hint...

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Takes place in 1985... in Utah.

[username0022]

Orgasmo?

10char

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Nope. It's sort of a coming of age tale. Main character's name is Stevo.

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Orgasmo?

"You know, I'm not gay or nothing... but I'd really like to make love to you tonight."